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James: Today I'm interviewing Bandit. Hey, where's the studio? Anyway, Bandit!
Bandit (Carrying a large bag): Thanks for having me here. I so happy to steal your stuff.
James: What?
Bandit: Nothing!
PY: Where's my loudspeaker?
Waluigi: Where's-a my hat?
Timon: Where's Pummba?
Noise from the bag: Hello? Timon?
James: Hmm...Sounded like Pumba. Anyway, tell us about yourself.
Bandit: I am Bandit. Bandits are thief Shy Guys from Yoshi's Island that steal stuff. We later appeared in Paper Mario, and we might have a role in Paper Mario 2.
James: What makes you so sure?
Bandit: I'm not. But if we were in Paper Mario 1, we got 2 in the bag.
Kirby: Where's my sniper?
*A Hammer Bro. Walk*
Hammer Bro.: Excuse me sir, but 50% of the HBS (Hammer Bro. Security) has been stolen.
James: Five Hammer Bros.?! Ah well, I'll deal with all this after the interview. Anyway, Why do bandits where different colored hoods?
Bandits: The red ones are smart, the blue ones are strong, and the yellow ones are the jokers of the Bandit Clan.
James: I se-Hey, what's in that bag?
Bandit: Uh...Laundry?
Timon *Getting out of the bag*: Yeah, well since when do you wear The studio, Kirby' Sniper, Pumba, 50% of the HBS, Waluigi's Hat, PY's Loudspeaker, James' Update Pic and the hotlines?
James: *Pushes a button* Get me the HBS, on the double!
*10 Hammer Bros. Appear, out of a door or out of Bandit's bag*
Bandit *Into a walkie talkie*: Boss! Help!
*A space shuttle appears with a gold cobra on the roof. A Rope comes down and Bandit climbs*
Bandit: Jafar will hear from you!
*Bandit gets in the shuttle, and it takes off*
James: Well, that explains why he stole from us. Well, Pumba, take it away!
Pummba: Join us next time when we in interview Giga Bowser!
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