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James: Unless you're extremely stupid, you must know who I am!
*Tubba Blubba rasies his hand*
James: Lemme guess..you forgot.
Tubba Blubba: Duh..Yup.
James: SEIZE HIM!
*King DeDeDe throws Tubba Blubba into a Chain Chomp cage*
Chomps: ARF ARF!
*Zoom back to James, while hearing minor sounds of pain*
James: Okay, now that's over with, please welcome...KIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG BOWSERRRRRRRRRRRRR!
*Bowser enters the stage on his Koopa Clown Car*
Bowser: RAWR!
James: Hey, Bowser! So, anyway, out of all your children, who do you like most?
Bowser: Tough Choice...But I gotta say Junior. Although he failed, he still put a lot of effort into trying to kidnap Peach.
James: Neat. What's your favorite underling?
Bowser: Although Chargin' Chuck is powerful, and Lakitu is hard to get rid of, I'd have to say...Banzi Bill.
James: How did you make your Koopa Clown Car?
Bowser: All my children made out of their own. Larry made the leaf-powered engine, Morton wrote the blueprints, Wendy drew the face, Iggy and Lemmy adjusted the chair so I could fit, Roy put in a Ball-Launching system, and Ludwig just thought of it to begin with.
James: Are you related to Wart in anyway?
Bowser: He's my cousin.
James: Okay. Now for questions. You, in the soccer helmet.
Chargin' Chuck: What's your favorite food?
Bowser: Chill Peppers with hot sauce on.
James: The Rockish figure in seat 652.
Darunia: Is that why you breathe fire?
Bowser: Partly. It's also because I'm part dragon.
James: Uh...The little girl in seat 42.
Lisa Simpson: Do you play an instrument?
Bowser: I played electric guitar in high school.
James: Well, See ya Bowy.
Bowser: Not if I see you first. *leaves*
James: Fawful's is next on the list to be interviewed. Bye!
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