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*A Cat attached to a Dog walks in*
Cat: Hello, and welcome to the interview. I'm Cat-
Dog: And I'm Dog.
Cat: We're here to interview-
*The crowd starts booing and throws raw vegetables at CatDog*
Cat: *Sigh* Everyone's a critic.
Dog: Oh boy! Garbage! HI HO DIGADY!
*Dog starts eating the thrown trash*
Cat: Uh...Yes, you, the blue guy?
Genie: Where's James?
Cat: Uh...He couldn't make it. He's...sick. Yes. Very Very ill.
Dog: No he's not, Cat. You locked him in that closet, remem-
*Cat grabs ahold of Dog's mouth. The crowd glares at Cat.*
Cat: Uh....No more sugar for you, Dog.
Dog: Anyway, Today, we're interviewing Cackletta.
Cat: Yes we are. And here she comes!
*Cackletta lowers from the sky in her flying rocking chair, then jumps off*
Cackletta: EYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
Dog: Cat, can I help with the questions?
*Cat glues himself to his seat. He glues the seat to the ground as well*
Cat: Hey Dog, look! A garbage truck!
Dog: GARBAGE TRUCK! CHASE! YAY!!!!!
*Dog chases after the truck, but Cat remains in the studio*
Cat: So, Ms. Cackletta, tell us: What special attacks do you use?
Cackletta: I can make lightning storms, black holes and clones of myself.
Cat: So, which ability do you like most?
Cackletta: My clone move, of course. That way, No one can tell which would be which?
Cat: Is that so? Then how come the Mario Bros. defeated you?
Cackletta: Grrrrr...They just got lucky!
Cat: How did you get teamed up with a partner as dim-witted as Fawful?
Cackletta: Yes, he can be dim-witted sometimes, but when he does his best, it counts for effort.
*James busts out of the closet*
James: GRRRRRRRRRRRR! CATDOG!!!
Cat: Epp! WellCacklettait'sbeennicetalking toyoumaybeweshouldtryitagainsometimebye!
*Cat scraps of the glue he's sitting on and start moving*
Dog: Garbage is fun to chase, huh, Cat?....Cat?
*Cat slams into Dog*
Cat: Terrific, Dog. Jjjjjust terrific.
James: STAY STILL AND THE PAIN WILL STOP SOON...AFTER A FEW MONTHS!
Cat: AHHH! MUSH, DOG, MUSH!
Dog: Gee, Cat, he must be really angry at you.
Cat: Take a hint, sherlock!
*Back at the studios*
Cackletta: Uh...James is busy, so I'll just say it...Goodbye folks. Next time James is interviewing Ludwig Von Koopa.
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