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James: Dear readers, today, instead of interviewing I have sent a surprise guest to interview our next interviewee.
*Three creatures appear into the interview room. One is a Green alien with red eyes and black gloves and boots, Another is a small, tin-can like robot, and one is a floating, small purple moose.*
Alien: Greeting, Flithty human scumbags!
PY: Uh...Who are you?
Alien: Why, I am ZIM, an Irkin rule who will someday CRUSH YOUR PLANET WITH MY BARE HANDS. And this is GIR, the robot, and this is Mini-Moose, the Moose!
Gir: I want a taco!
Mini-Moose: Squeeek!
ZIM: Now who are we interviewing?
James: Uh...Chomp Bro., From Mario and Luigi: SuperStar Saga.
ZIM: Yes, Yes, bring in the stupid one.
GIR: Walnut?
ZIM: Not now, GIR.
*Chomp Bro. appears out of the doors*
ZIM: Now which army are you with: Cackletta or Bowser.
Chomp Bro.: Many think Cackletta, but actually, I'm with Bowser!
GIR: Do you like Tacos?
Chomp Bro.: Sure.
GIR: Did you bring one?
Chomp Bro.: Uh...No.
Mini-Moose: Squeeeeeeeeeek!
Chomp Bro.: Yes, I did exercise. I keep a healthy diet with Soft-Shelled Stimpy Eggs and Toast.
ZIM: Do you plan on conquering the world? I could sure use you.
Chomp Bro.: No, I don't. And no thanks, I don't feel like joining you.
ZIM: *Mumbling* You will pay! *Out loud* How is it that you tame Chomps with such ease?
Chomp Bro.: I took time studying them. The way to master them is to-
We interrupt this confession for a news flash! Jafar is an idiot!
Jafar: Hey! Who wrote that?
James: *Whistles* And now back to ZIM.
*Back at the studios*
ZIM: Wow, I never knew that was the secret.
GIR: I got a Taco! And now I'm happy!
ZIM: Hotline 1!
Genie: It's from James' Mom!
James: Again?!
Mom: Is this James' Interviews?
James: *In Italian voice* No-a! This is-a pizza palace!
Mom: Ok. Bye!
ZIM: Hotline 2!
Waluigi: It's-a from Cackletta!
Cackletta: Are you the oldest in the Hammer Bro Family?
Chomp Bro.: Yes I am!
ZIM: Hotline 3!
Mini-Moose: Squeeeeeeeeeek!
Kirby: It's from Mario!
Mario: Do you play with your brothers?
Chomp Bro.: Yep. I have Leadball-throwing contest with my brothers. I always win!
ZIM: Hotline 4!
Timon: It's from The Letter B!
B: Any secrets you you want to tell?
Chomp Bro.: Uh...I cheated a few times.
ZIM: Hotline 5!
Pummba: It's from Yoshi!
Yoshi: You like fruit?
Chomp Bro.: Nope, only the food I've mentioned eariler!
ZIM: Hotline 6 is busy, So I must be off the conquer the world. So long.
*Zim Leaves*
James: Next time we interview The Viruses!
All: End Transmission!
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