Donkey Kong


James: Ahhh...Good ol' Jungle Japes. Oh, hello! It's me again, James, and today I'm interviewing DK.

*DK comes in and swings on a vine*

James: And here he is! So DK, what do you have for breakfast?

DK: One dozen Bananas and 3 Coconuts.

James: Out of all your games, which did you like most?

DK: DonkeyKong 64. Because I fought K. Rool 3 times, and boy to I love kickin' his fanny.

James: Didn't you fight him three times in Donkey Kong Country 1, too?

DK: Yeah, but the DK64 graphics were better.

James: I must concer. What do you keeping inside those barrels you throw.

DK: Acid

James: Well, no wonder they made fires in Donkey Kong Arcade. Question time! Goomba in seat 76.

Mario Party 4 Goomba: How old are you?

DK: 40, In ape years.

James: Koopa Paratroopa in seat 53.

Parakarry: What's your e-mail adress?

DK: DKongBanana@aol.bar

James: Blob in seat 67.

Kirby: Hey DK, try putting gun powder in your coconuts. When you throw them at enemies, they DIE!!

DK: That move will be in my next movie, KIM: Kongs In Black.

James: See ya later.

DK: Agree. *Swings away*

James: Next time, PY and I interview the star of the site! YOSHI!

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