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James: Ahhh...Good ol' Jungle Japes. Oh, hello! It's me again, James, and today I'm interviewing DK.
*DK comes in and swings on a vine*
James: And here he is! So DK, what do you have for breakfast?
DK: One dozen Bananas and 3 Coconuts.
James: Out of all your games, which did you like most?
DK: DonkeyKong 64. Because I fought K. Rool 3 times, and boy to I love kickin' his fanny.
James: Didn't you fight him three times in Donkey Kong Country 1, too?
DK: Yeah, but the DK64 graphics were better.
James: I must concer. What do you keeping inside those barrels you throw.
DK: Acid
James: Well, no wonder they made fires in Donkey Kong Arcade. Question time! Goomba in seat 76.
Mario Party 4 Goomba: How old are you?
DK: 40, In ape years.
James: Koopa Paratroopa in seat 53.
Parakarry: What's your e-mail adress?
DK: DKongBanana@aol.bar
James: Blob in seat 67.
Kirby: Hey DK, try putting gun powder in your coconuts. When you throw them at enemies, they DIE!!
DK: That move will be in my next movie, KIM: Kongs In Black.
James: See ya later.
DK: Agree. *Swings away*
James: Next time, PY and I interview the star of the site! YOSHI!
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