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Rating: G
General Guy comes into the studio and can't reach his chair. KK helps him up and the interview begins...
The audience cheers, mainly because half of the audience are Shy Guys.
KK: So, General Guy, what caused you to lose to Mario in Paper Mario?
General Guy: WHAT?!? HOW DARE YOU, SIR!!! YOU SIR, YES YOU SIR, ARE GOING TO PAY!
Lanky: (into intercom) LDST!
General Guy: Err... I had lazy troops sir...
Lanky drives the LDST back into their door with his lion tamer's whip while the Shy Guys begin to fludd the stage.
General Guy: YOU'RE EXCELLENT TROOPS, SIRS!!!
The Shy Guys return to their seats.
KK: Then why did you lose to Mario if it wasn't your troops?
General Guy: Uhh... Because I liked Musklar, I didn't want him to be imprisoned. I lost on purpose.
Bowser: WHAT!!!!!!!!!! (hops onto stage) HOW DARE-
Lanky gets out his blowgun and shoots a grape Bowser's way. It hits Bowser right in his left eye, and he retreats out of the studio.
KK: And now questions from-
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
Wedding Cake: (hops on stage and into yellow chair) How did I just hop on the stage?
General Guy: Because you have broken the law of physics, sir.
Lanky: The wedding cake broke the law?!? LDST! (the legendary security dog security team come out of the Entei door) Take this wedding cake off to jail!
The LDST take the wedding cake to jail. They put a cuff around the cake's entire body.
KK: And now questions from-
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
KK: Who has a higher IQ level, Morton. You or a wedding cake?!?
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
Lanky throws a Cream Pie at Morton and locks him out of the studio.
KK: QUESTIONS FROM AUDIENCE! NOT WEDDING CAKE! Lemmy, Iggy who's our first questioner?
Iggy: Let's see, bob that'll be-
KK:.... My name is Kokonut Kong.
Lemmy: Sorry! Game Guy, come on down!
Game Guy takes a seat in the yellow chair. He then flips a coin to decide what to ask.
Game Guy: Heads! That means, do you believe in luck?!?
Iggy: Lemmy, do you like french fries?
Lemmy: No.
Game Guy: NO?!? GENERAL GUY!!! WHY YOU!
Lemmy and Iggy smile wickedly.
General Guy: Yes I do, sir. Uhh.... Look, a black cat! Black cats mean bad luck!
Game Guy: A black cat? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! W... where is it?
General Guy: It's coming this way! Better get out of the studio!
KK: Thank you Game Guy... Iggy, who's next?
Lemmy: Have you eaten yet, Iggy?
Iggy: No, I haven't ate.
Giant Yellow Yoshi (who was in seat 8) comes on down and sits in the yellow chair. He uses his psychic powers to make it a giant yellow yoshi themed chair.
Giant Yellow Yoshi: Kokonut Kong... How would you like to join...... club MM.
KK: What does MM stand for?!?
Giant Yellow Yoshi: Mash Mario
KK: What if I don't want to mash Mario?!?
Giant Yellow Yoshi: Then we mash you.
KK: No, I don't.
Giant Yellow Yoshi: WHEEL O' MISFORTUNE! ATTACK!
KK HP: 150
Wheel O' Misfortune HP: 30
KK attacks by kracking a kokonut over the wheel's head.
Wheek O' Misfortune HP: 0
Giant Yellow Yoshi: WE SHALL MEET AGAIN!!!
Lanky attemps to shoot Giant Yellow Yoshi with his blowgun, but misses the great yoshi. Giant Yellow Yohsi destroys the studio and leaves.
Shy Guy: I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
KK: See you next time when the studio is rebuilt!
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