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James: Hello, and welcome to Bowser Badlands. Ohh...This stage gives me the willies. And now, please welcome-
Bart Simpson: Senior Senior Crapjock!
James: Uh, first of all, No, and second of all, SECURITY!!
Kirby: *Puts gun in Bart's pants*
Bart: Uh..Uh..Hey man, I was only joking.
James: Very well. Feed him to the badgers.
Bart: God Dangit!
*Bart leaves with Kirby following him, with a gun behide Bart's back*
James: ....ANYWAY, GOOMBA!
*Goomba waddles to the area*
Goomba: Hi!
James: So Goomba, what's your favorite video game?
Goomba: I don't like video games, mainly because I have no hands.
*RIMSHOT*
James: Hmm...No where did that come from? Anyway, if you DID have hands, what one would you like.
Goomba: Yoshi's Story, I guess. Only because I wasn't in it.
James: You don't like being in video games?
Goomba: Of course I do! I just hate being squashed!
James: I hear you. What type of Goomba are you?
Goomba: The friendly type.
James: OK. Time for questions from the audience. Link?
Link: Do you like swords?
Goomba: How can I hold one? I got no arms.
James: Well, thanks for being here.
Goomba: Bye. *Waddles away*
James: See you all next time when I interview Bowser!
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