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James: Hello. I'm James, and I'm for some reason standing near Mt. LavaLava to interview a Mr. Gooper Blooper.
*Gooper raises from the Lava*
Gooper: *Yawn* Good Mornin-Hey! What are a bunch of people doing here?
James: You're being interviewed. So tell us, why are you here?
Gooper: Bowser was so upset when he heard me and Petey failed, so he launched us to Mt. LavaLava. But Petey lived at the last minute because he FLEW. God d***, He does so get on my fu****g nerve.
James: No swearing here! Your making the children cry!
*We zoom to a shot of Goomama hugging Goombaria and Goombario, who are crying*
James: What is your real name?
Gooper: Rupert G. Spleenmen
James: Weird. So, what games were you in?
Gooper: Just one, Super Mario Sunshine.
James: What toothpaste do you use?
Gooper: Uh...What's toothpaste!
James: Let's start talking to the audience. The Koopling in seat 234.
Roy: What's ya favarite type o' ice cream?
Gooper: Vanilla with chocolate sprinkles.
James: The ghost in seat 43.
King Boo: What is your favorite rock band?
Gooper: Smash Mouth. I never heard his music, but I like the way his name sounds.
James: The odd guy in seat 34.
Fawful: I HAVE FURY!
James: Uh...Okaaaay...See ya Rupert.
Gooper: Bye Bye!
*Gooper sinks into the lava*
James: Bye everyone! Next time, it's me interviewing Donkey Kong!
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