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Radio: Hello there, welcome to James' Interviews! Now here's James to tell you a little bit more about our interviewee.
James: Thank you, Radio! Today, we're closing the Winter-themed interviews by interviewing the ever-neglected Ice Monkey.
*A Boulder Monkey walks in*
James: Oh yeah, that's right, you need the froggy-thingie to evolve.
Genie: I have one right here!
*Genie pushes the top. The studio turns cold, and the Boulder Monkey turns into the Ice Monkey*
Ice Monkey: *Sniffle* Hey James! Love your show!
James: Thanks. Anyway, In Wario Land 4, why do you sneeze on Wario?
Ice Monkey: I have a bad cold. *Sniff*
James: And why does the sneeze turn Wario into Ice?
Ice Monkey: I AM the Ice Monkey, Right? Anything I sneeze turns into Ice. *Sniffle*
James: Why do you need the Froggy-Thingie to evolve?
Ice Monkey: Well, we start off as boulder monkeys, *Sniff* but once the Frog Switch is activated, the area turns cold, and the Boulder Monkeys catch a bad cold, turning them into Ice Monkeys!
James: Now for interview questions...Oh, and by the way, we had to fire Kirby because by parents won't allow his gun obsession on the show.
Genie: The first question is from Dumb Donald (Fat Albert).
D.D: Hey. Uh...Why are you holding your sneezes in? I bet you have to sneeze pretty badly.
Ice Monkey: Y'know what? Your right-
*Be sure to say this line as loud as you can.*
AAAAAAAAA-CHOO!
*The Ice Monkey sneezes on James, freezing him into solid ice.*
Pummba: Ah boy.
Radio: C'mon my fellow buckineers! Let's unfreeze James.
PY: See you next time when we interview Bloo!
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