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James: Hey all! I'm...well, by now you should know who I am?
*A hand is rose*
James: Yes?
Koopa Troopa: Can you tell me who you are? I forgot.
James: WELL TOO BAD! I shall now be interviewing...KAMEK!
*Kamek appers out of thin air*
Kamek: Hello.
James: Tell me, Kamek: What games were you in?
Kamek: Yoshi's Island, Tetris Attack, Mario Party 2, Mario Party 5 and Super Mario RPG.
James: Where were you in RPG?
Kamek: I was the magikoopa who Bowser told was the biggest, baddest, brute.
Bowser (In the audience): That's cause I am!
James: You stay out of this!
Kamek: I also made a cameo in Mario Kart: Double Dash!!.
James: Where?
Kamek: In Baby Park, there was a place called "Kamek's Magic Show". If you look close enough, you'll see it.
James: What happened to Hookbill the Koopa and Navel Piranana?
Kamek: I told them I'd turn them back to normal again, but I gave them another chance in "Tetris Attack". But they failed again, so they are back to normal.
James: Are you in anyway related to Kammy Koopa?
Kamek: She's my Nephew's Daughter.
James: Who's your niece?
Kamek: The yellow magikoopa who guarded the Tuff Puff Machine in Paper Mario.
James: What's his name?
Kamek: Issac.
James: Now for some audiance questions. The Bom-Omb in seat 5.
King Bom-Omb: What's your favorite color?
Kamek (sarcasicly): Oh, gee, I dunno...BLUE, MAYBE?
James: Calm Down. The Birdo in seat 228.
Green Birdo: Do you like green jelly beans?
Kamek: No, just blue.
James: The overgrown weed in seat 75.
Petey Piranha: Do you think i'm pretty?
Kamek: HECK NO! You look like somthing a cow spit up!
Petey: WHAT?!? *Spits muck at Petey*
Kamek: *Gasp* I've been violated!
James: Well, that's all the time we have. Thanks for being here.
Kamek: What? There's a flea on you? DON'T WORRY! I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM!
James: NO! KAMEK! WAI-*SMACK*. Well folks *SMACK* see ya *SMACK* later *SMACK*
Lakitu: We'll see you next time when we interview Gooper Blooper.
Kamek: I've got him!
*Kamek smacks Lakitu*
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