Kamek


James: Hey all! I'm...well, by now you should know who I am?

*A hand is rose*

James: Yes?

Koopa Troopa: Can you tell me who you are? I forgot.

James: WELL TOO BAD! I shall now be interviewing...KAMEK!

*Kamek appers out of thin air*

Kamek: Hello.

James: Tell me, Kamek: What games were you in?

Kamek: Yoshi's Island, Tetris Attack, Mario Party 2, Mario Party 5 and Super Mario RPG.

James: Where were you in RPG?

Kamek: I was the magikoopa who Bowser told was the biggest, baddest, brute.

Bowser (In the audience): That's cause I am!

James: You stay out of this!

Kamek: I also made a cameo in Mario Kart: Double Dash!!.

James: Where?

Kamek: In Baby Park, there was a place called "Kamek's Magic Show". If you look close enough, you'll see it.

James: What happened to Hookbill the Koopa and Navel Piranana?

Kamek: I told them I'd turn them back to normal again, but I gave them another chance in "Tetris Attack". But they failed again, so they are back to normal.

James: Are you in anyway related to Kammy Koopa?

Kamek: She's my Nephew's Daughter.

James: Who's your niece?

Kamek: The yellow magikoopa who guarded the Tuff Puff Machine in Paper Mario.

James: What's his name?

Kamek: Issac.

James: Now for some audiance questions. The Bom-Omb in seat 5.

King Bom-Omb: What's your favorite color?

Kamek (sarcasicly): Oh, gee, I dunno...BLUE, MAYBE?

James: Calm Down. The Birdo in seat 228.

Green Birdo: Do you like green jelly beans?

Kamek: No, just blue.

James: The overgrown weed in seat 75.

Petey Piranha: Do you think i'm pretty?

Kamek: HECK NO! You look like somthing a cow spit up!

Petey: WHAT?!? *Spits muck at Petey*

Kamek: *Gasp* I've been violated!

James: Well, that's all the time we have. Thanks for being here.

Kamek: What? There's a flea on you? DON'T WORRY! I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM!

James: NO! KAMEK! WAI-*SMACK*. Well folks *SMACK* see ya *SMACK* later *SMACK*

Lakitu: We'll see you next time when we interview Gooper Blooper.

Kamek: I've got him! *Kamek smacks Lakitu*

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