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PY: I'm sorry James cannot be here today, but I will be interviewing in his place.
Someone from the audience: Get off the stage!
PY: Whoa whoa, I'm sorry to hear that I am such a disappointment to you people!
*PY turns away and cries*
Same member of the audience: How about telling us who you are interviewing?!?
PY: That's it!
*PY dives on the person, and gets into a huge brawl with them*
*security comes over, and breaks up the fight*
PY: *pinches bleeding nose* Well, today I'll be interviewing Koopa Troopa!
*Koopa Troopa walks out, the crowd cheers*
PY: Tell us Koopa Troopa, why did you decide to turn from Bowser's side to Mario's?
Koopa Troopa: Well, we were with Bowser first of course, then when we realised we were on the losing team, and that Mario was an okay guy, we switched.
PY: mmhmmm, and what exactly IS a koopa?
Koopa Troopa: There are many theories on the issue. Some say we are turtles. I personally believe that we are just a species of our own, completely separate from anything else.
PY: I see, well now we will take some questions from the audience. Yes, Peach?
Peach: Well, my question is...What's the deal with the colored shells?
Koopa Troopa: I'm gathering that you haven't played Super Mario World, because if you had, you would know the great difference. Firstly, Red shelled koopas are smarter than green ones. The green ones usually tend to just walk off cliffs, but the red know better. Also, the color of the shell determines Yoshi's ability once he eats it.
PY: Well, I know we've only had one audience question, but I'm afraid we are out of time. Join us next week!
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