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James: Hello, everybody! I have won back the interview room back from CatDog, so now the interviews are now all about me! And I am pleased to announce my Party-
Audience: Your stealing Martin's Idea!
James: So what, It's a free country! So introducing my team!
*Genie, Waluigi, Kirby, Timon, Pumba and Purple Yoshi walk in*
James: So in otherwords, this will be the last day we take questions from the audience!
Audience: Awww...
James: Don't worry! Now you can call your questions...AT HOME!
Genie: Yeah, so don't cry! *Gets in rowboat* Otherwise your tears will flood the whole studio! *Rows to his hotline as the other James Party Members go the their hotlines*
James: So anyway, today's interview...Ludwig "Kooky" Von Koopa!
*Ludwig enters*
James: Welcome Ludwig! So, we hear your the oldest of the 8 Koopalings.
Ludwig: Vhat is correct!
James: So does your name come from Ludwig Von Beethoven.
Ludwig: Also true. Vhat is vhy I play so much music in ze Mario comic books.
James: Uh...Yeah. Why do you have an accent?
Ludwig: Vhy you vask? Vell, I am a famous inventor, zoe, I...Uh, I...I have no videa.
James: *Sigh* Nevermind. Let's go to the audience. Yes, the snowman in seat 903.
Mr. Blizzard: Do you like snow?
Ludwig: Yes, I do. Von time, I took a snowball down Iggy's thoat vhile he vas asleep. He had frostbite for e month. Hohohohohohohohoho!
Iggy: WHAT?! IT WAS YOU?!
James: Woah now, calm down, I don't want to clean knowing their's bloodshed all over. The Banana in seat 36.
Singing Banana: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
James: ...Let's ignore that.
Ludwig: Agreed.
James: Now who would like to go next?
???: I would!
*The whole room turns red and Jafar poofs into the air*
Jafar: How would you like...to DIE?!
James: Not likely! Bring it!
*Jafar and James get into an epic battle. Jafar aims for James' eyes, but James dodges, hops on Jafar's head and throws him up high. Jafar then comes down and swings his staff at James, but he ducks.*
Potty the Parrot *In the audience*: Brwark! This is great!
Strawberry Clock: BBBBBBBBBBB!
*Jafar then leaps high at James, but he rolls to the side and Jafar is stuck into the ground.*
Jafar: I'll be back, James! We have a score to settle!
*Jafar disappears*
Ludwig: Vhat vas amazing! You should teach Kung Fu!
James: Thanks. And I'll see you all next time when I interview Prince Peasley!
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