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James: Hello, and welcome to the middle of nowhere. Heh, Just kidding. We're really in desert land. Today, for all you Simpson fans, I'll interview Marge Simpson.
*Marge walks in*
James: So, basically, why is your hair so tall?
Marge: Well, techically, it's really a toupee.
James: Hm...Fasinating. Why is your cat named Snowball II?
Marge: Many cats ar named Snowball, so I decided to choose a new name.
James: Now for audience questions....wait, where is the audience?
*A hammer bro walks in*
Hammer Bro: Sir, it's 4:00 am in the morning. The interview doesn't start until 5 more hours.
James: WHAT?! Oh, great. Now what?
*Kirby has an Idea*
Kirby: FREE HAM!
*A group of people come charging in*
James: OK, so NOW we have an audience. Good Idea, Kirby.
Kirby: No prob.
James: OK, so now for questions. You, the baboon in seat 575.
Rafiki: Of all the important things in the world, what has been most treasured?
Marge: Oh..A very hard question. I guess my kids. I mean, Lisa gets straight A's, Bart can do one heck of a skateboard ride, and etc.
James: You, the penguin?
King DeDeDe: Do you wanna kill Kirby with me?
Marge: No thanks. I against violence.
Kirby: I heard that DeDeDe! DIE!
*Kirby shoots DeDeDe in the eye, making his head blow up. His brain cells fall on James*
James: YUCK! Well, the Meta-Kight Interview is next...Right after I take a 5-hour shower.
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