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James: Today I am interviewing Mean Emcee!
*Mean Emcee walks into the room*
James: First question: Why do you wear a top hat?
Mean E.: All gamblers were top hats.
James: So all this gamble talk. Do you gamble?
Mean E.: Sure. I gamble every Saturday and Sunday with Game Guy, Bandit, and Popple! I always win!
James: Nice gambling there, tex. Anyway, how is it to own Mirror Mansion?
Mean E.: I always belive in a world beyond the mirriors, so the Evil Black Jewel gave it to me.
James: Time for audience questions! Line 1!
Genie: It's from your mother.
James: Mommy?!
Mom: Hello, is this James' Interviews?
James: *In adult voice* No, this is the Home Depot.
Mom: Oh, OK. Bye.
James: Ah, that was close. Next line?
Waluigi: It's-a from Chomp Bro.!
Chomp Bro.: What do you like to eat?
Mean E.: I don't eat much being a gambler, but sometimes I eat CrocoStimpy Eggs.
Kirby: Line 3 is from Blado!
Neil: It's NEIL! Anyway, how do you become so brave?
Mean E.: I went to a bravery school after shooting Wario World. It really helped me.
Timon: We got a got one Line 4. It's Mr. Krabs
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy! So how exactly do you win all the time?
Mean E.: I cheat.
James: Typical.
Pummba: Line 5 is busy, so let's skip to line 6.
PY: I got a call from a Sledge Bro.
Sledge Bro.: If you had to choose between Money and Gambling, what'd you take?
Mean E.: The Money.
James: See ya. We'll interview Bandit next time.
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