Meta Knight


James: Hello! I'm James, If you already know. I'm about to start my interview with...META-KNIGHT!

*Meta Knight flies though the sky*

Meta Knight: Greetings!

James: Hey, Meta! So, tell me, why do you keep your life a secret?

MK: If I told people about my life, they'd never look at me the same way.

James: Why do you always try to hide your face with a mask?

MK: I don't like it when people see my face because I'm bald. *sob*

James: I see. Mmm-Hmm. So, exactly how long did it take to create the Halbred?

MK: Timewise, 99 days. Monthwise, 4 1/2 months.

James: Interview questions! You, the yellow rat in seat 55.

Pikachu: Pika Pika Pika Pikachu Chupika Pi? (What's your favorite RPG game?)

MK: I guess it might have to be Fire Emblem. All those swords..The neat attacks...

James: The giant monkey in seat 83.

Chunkey Kong: Do you like Bananas?

MK: *Nods*

James: The ghost in seat 93.

Bogmire: BLARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Almost half of the audience ran away*

James: Guards!

*10 Hammer Bros. And Kirby take away Bogmire*

Bogmire: BOO!!!

Kirby: *Takes out gun* You have the right to remain silent.

James: Well, that's all! Next time, I interview Cackletta!

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