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KK: Welcome to my studio! Today I'm interviewing..... ???

Peach: Well, that gave us a good hint.

Lanky: Shall I summon the LDST?

KK: No, I don't believe it's necessary. The rules of the game are to ask yes or no questions to try to figure out who I'm interviewing... The winner gets prize. Ask away, our mystery person is behind stage, with a megaphone and a voice changer, so you can't see him/her. When asked a question, ??? will type in an answer on a keyboard. The answer will appear on the monstrous monitor behind me (points to monitor). Koopa twins, who gets to ask first?

Iggy: Larry, you over there in seat ???.

Larry: Are you a good guy?

Monitor: Yes.

Lemmy: Seat 32.

Bowser: Are you a bad guy?

Monitor: ... I JUST SAID I WAS A GOOD GUY SO I CAN'T BE A BAD GUY!!!

Iggy: Seat 4.

Toadette: Are you female?

Monitor: No.

Lemmy: Seat 999.

Toadsworth: Do you like-

Morton: WEDDING CAKE!!!

Monitor: No.

The LDST spring out from behind the Entei door and Suicune decides to take Morton on. Suicune uses Ice Beam on Morton.

Suicune: Sui, Suicune. (Translation) Chill Out!

Suicune locks Morton out of the studio.

Iggy: Seat 1.

Roy: Can you only say no?

Monitor: Yes.

Lemmy: Seat 31.

Geno: Do you know me?

Monitor: Yes.

Iggy: Seat 40.

Peach: Do you like to eat marshmallows?

Monitor: OH NO! I NEVER EAT MARSHMALLOWS!

Do you know who it is? Look below for the answer.

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Peach: It's Mallow!

KK: Congratulations! You win! Enjoy your pride!

Peach: Pride is a prize?!?

KK: Did I say a prize at the beginning? I meant to say pride. Oh well. Just a minor slip of the tongue. See me next time when I interview General Guy!

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