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James: Hello. I'm James, and today, I'm starting to interview characters for my friend Purple Yoshi. And now, Please put your hands-
Cheep Cheep, Bowser, Goomba and Blooper: AHEM!
James: OK, let me rephase that. Put your hands, fins, claws, feet and tentacles together for...
*Petey drops into the stage with a loud thud*
James: Petey Piranana! So Petey, tell us: Why do you have pedals around your head.
Petey: I was born by a family of piranha plants, but then they passed away, so they made me grow up with a family of Crazy Dazees.
James: Oh, really. Very interesting. Do you have any other abilities besides flying and spitting?
Petey: I can sing.
James: You sing. Would you like to sing for us?
Petey: I'd be honored. *Ahem*
Petey (Who is shouting very loudly): ON TOP OF SPAGETTI, ALL COVERED IN CHEESE...
*Zoom to the audience*
Kammy Koopa: ACK! THAT'S THE WORST VOICE I EVER HEARD!
Smithy: Dear God, MAKE IT STOP!
Stanley the Bugman: OW! I think my ears are gonna blow up!!
Kirby: *Cocks gun and aim at Petey's stomach*
*Back to Petey*
Petey: AND THEN MY POOR MEATBALL-
*Latiku plugs him mouth with a cork*
Petey: Mffh! Mfffh Mfh Mffffffffffhh! *Meaning: Hey! Let me gooo!*
James: Promise not to sing?
*Petey nods. Latiku unplugs his mouth*
James: Anyways Petey, I want to know: How can you see with no eyes?
Petey: Well, like all Piranha and humans, we see though our heads. Piranhas, like me however, don't have dots in our eyes.
James: Neat! And Kirby, uncock your gun.
Kirby (In audience): Alright, James. *Uncocks* Shumk.
James: I HEARD THAT! Anyway, time for questions from the audience. Uh...how about the goomba in seat 23?
Goombario: Yeah. Um, I just wanted to know. How do you spit muck?
Petey: I don't. It's just special effect that nintendo made for me.
James: OK, the Elvis Presley rip-off in seat number 9.
Jimmy T.: Oh Yeah! Petey, dude, do you dig dancing?
Petey: I like to square dance. Does that count?
James: The ugly block in the back row.
Whomp: HEY! Anyway, Petey, wanna join the kill mario club?
Petey: HECK NO!
Whomp: But I thought you hated Mario.
Petey: I did, But we became friends after SMS.
James: Uh...The ugly koopling in seat 5555555.
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
James: Uh...Latiku?
Latiku: Yes boss. *Ties Morton to a rocket to Space Land*
James: Well see ya later. And thanks for being here Petey.
Petey: No prob. *Flys out of the studio*
James: I'll see you later! Next time, I'll interview Iggy and Lemmy, the Koopa Kid twins.
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