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James: Hello everybody! It's me, James!
Kirby: Uh, James, nobody's here, remember?
James: I'm just saying that to the readers at home!
Timon: The whosawhat?
James: *Sigh* Nevermind. And now, I shall interview Prince Peasley!
*Prince Peasley flys down from the sky in his flying bean carrier*
James: Hello Prince Peasley, and welcome to James' interviews!
Prince Peasley: Thanks.
James: First Question. If you are the Prince of the BeanBean Kingdom, does that mean Queen Bean is your mom.
Prince Peasley: Yes, that is true.
James: How did it feel to work with a Plumber and his brother.
Prince Peasley: Pretty Tiring. It's a lot of work to work with a lot of people.
James: I know how you feel.
PY: I have a question.
James: Yes, my assistant?
PY: How much would 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Mushroom Kingdom coins be worth in the BeanBean Kingdom.
Prince Peasley: By that much and at today's selling rate, that would be...999 BEANBEAN COINS!
*The party members fall anime-style*
James: *Gets Up* Well, I guess now it's questions from the hotlines! Line 1!
Genie: And Line 1 is... *pulls lever and all three wheel land on Gollum* GOLLUM!
GollUm: GOLLUM! GOLLUM! KILL THE HOBBITS! TAKE THE PRECIOUS! MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
James: Uh..Kirby?
Kirby: Be right back!
*At GollUm's House*
GollUm: MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Kirby: And now it's time to-
*BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM-
Kirby: *While Shooting* DIE!!!
-BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*
Gollum: The Precious...*Dies*
Kirby: Another Job Well Done! *Leaves*
*After Kirby returns from the studio, the James Party moves on the next hotline*
Waluigi: The-a next-a caller is-a Petey Piranha!
James: Translator!
*A Hammer Bro walks in and gives James, Prince Peasley and the James Party A Piranha Plant translater*
Petey: What's the secret to your Bean Flyer thing?
Prince Peasley: Well, Professer E. Gadd made it, and it responds to body movement.
James: Line 3!
Kirby: This is from Martin of Martin's Interviews!
Martin: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Prince Peasley: Uh...Well, I've had this crush on Nabooru for 2 years.
James: SINK! SINK!
*A Hammer Bro runs in and gives James a sink. He throws up in it*
James: All done! Moving on! Line 4!
Timon: This question is from Larry Koopa!
Larry: Do you like to sneak up on people?
Prince Peasley: Not really.
James: Line 5!
Pumba: This question comes from the GingerBread Man!
G.B. Man: What's the hardest part of riding your flying bean carrier?
Prince Peasley: Trying not to fall off.
James: HEHEHE. Anyway, Line 6!
PY: This question is from Fire Bro.
Fire Bro.: Do you like to eat steak?
Prince Peasley: Yep.
James: Well thank you for being here, Prince Peasley. And I'll see you all next time when I interview Sonic!
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