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James: Welcome to the studios!
PY: Since Recently we are having Hotline Questions, we've done half and half.
*James' Side (Genie, Waluigi and Kirby) and PY's side (Wario, Sushie and Petey)take their seats*
James: Today we have the granddaddy of gizmos, PROFESSER ELVIN GADD!
*E. Gadd Rides the Poltergust 3001 as he enters the studio*
E. Gadd: Thank you for having the time to interview me, PY and James!
PY: First Question: Why do you hate Ghosts so much!
E. Gadd: It all began when I was taking a shower, when Bogmire and King Boo flushed the toilet on me. Err...I'll never forgive them for that!
James: If I were you, I wouldn't either. Why did you invent the Poltergust 3001?
E. Gadd: None of my inventions were rideable, not even the House-O-Tron 9000, And since the Poltergust was my favorite, I made an upgrade to it.
PY: Fascinating. So how is it that you knew that Mario was in danger in Super Mario Sunshine?
E. Gadd: I got a e-mail from Toadsworth saying that Mario was going on vacation. I also noticed my Magic Brush was gone. Just to be on the safe side, I sent a FLUDD to Isle Delfino.
End Of Part 1.
Part 2.
James: And now time for some hotline questions!
Sushie: Alright, we have someone on line 1. What's your question?
Pacman: Hey, this isn't really a question. . . I just want to say thanks. Your Poltergust invention has really helped me out! Man, I couldn't get those ghosts to leave me alone.
E. Gadd: No problem, I'm always glad to help.
Kirby: Line 2!
Blinky: Hey, Pacman, I heard that! You know, it isn't my fault that me and the posse are always trying to kill you. . . I mean, it's in our nature as ghosts! And poor, unintelligent Clyde. . . *sob*. . . your stupid poltergust killed him!! He didn't stand a chance, you monster! You make me sick, you *dial tone*
Everyone in the studio looks at PY as she hangs up the phone.
PY: Hey, don't pretend you were enjoying that!
The phone rings. Everyone stares at it, then James throws it out the window.
Petey: Well, I guess that's it for today, as we no longer have a phone for hotline questions.
The audience glares at James.
James: uh. . . join us next time!!
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