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James: Greetings to you all! Today I am interviewing Sonic!
*ZOOM*
James: What was that?
*ZOOM*
James: There it is again!
Sonic: Heh. Guess your eyes are too slow to spot me.
James: Man, you ARE fast!
Sonic: Tell me something I don't know?
James: No, for I will be asking you questions you DO know! OK, first off, what was your toughtest fight: Eggman, Perfect Chaos, Metal Overlord, or Shadow?
Sonic: Definitely Metal Overlord. Perfect Chaos was tough, but Metal Overlord was nearly invincible!
James: Yes, I must agree with you on that! What happens to the Rings you collect?
Sonic: Technically, I'm not sure. Local scientists on Mobious has claimed the the rings get absorbed into the creatures body. But, of course, there're still not certain.
Timon: How convenient. A question he doesn't know, yet James said these are questions he does know.
James: Shut Up! Anyway, What ever became of the freedom fighters?
Sonic: Who?
James: Oh, that's right, your not the SaTaM Sonic. Anyway, time for hotline questions! Who's this from, Genie!
Genie: A Boomerang Brother!
Boomerang Brother: What happened to your family?
Sonic: I'm not sure. I think we were separated after I was born for my own protection!
Genie: Ah, puts *Turns into a teardrop* a tear to your eye!
James: HAHAHA! That's funny, Gen! Anyway, moving on!
Kirby: This is from my pal, Ian!
Ian: ...................
James: Wha?
Kirby: He said "How can you eat so many chili dogs and not get fat?".
Sonic: Well, I always work out after I eat! That what keeps the hog in shape!
James: Who's next?
Waluigi: Strawberry-a Clock!
Strawberry Clock: Did you know that I am King of the portal?
Sonic: Everybody knows your king of the portal, Strawberry Clock!
Pumba: Ooh! Ooh! I have a question!
James: Yes, Pumba?
Pumba: Do you like Amy?
Sonic: ....Uh...No Way! Nuh Uh!
James: Timon! Next Question!
Timon: It's from Amy!
Amy: Darling, what should I wear for our date tonight?
*Everybody stares at Sonic*
Sonic: Uh...Gotta Go!
*Sonic runs out the studio*
James: PY!
PY: Join us next time as we interview Mean Emcee!
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