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Rating: G
Location: Lavalava Island (in the Yoshi Village) Studio
Description of Studio: Come in and you'll find the ticket stand for going into the show, a black Yoshi being the ticket person. There's also a popcorn booth (a dark blue yoshi runs it). In the viewing area up in front is where Kokonut Kong interviews his guest. KK sits in a green chair, questioners sit in a yellow chair while the interviewee sits in a blue chair. Behind the audience is a door with a picture of Entei on it, where the LDST(Legendary Dog Security Team) is kept. There's some stairs near the Entei door which leads to an upper area where Lemmy and Iggy call down questioners. There's a window so that you can see the two twin koopa kids. That about wraps it up.
Kokonut Kong: Welcome to the King of Kong's Interviews! Let me introduce my crew... Lanky Kong, our security officer (Lanky waves), The LDST (Legendary Dog Security Team, Raikou, Entei and Suicune) off stage and over there we have Lemmy and Iggy Koopa(they jump). Today I will be interviewing-
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
Lanky:(into intercom) GIVE ME THE LDST! GIVE ME THE LDS! NOW! NOW! NOW!
The Legendary Dog Security Team pop out from behind the Entei Door and rush down by Morton. They play rock, paper, scissors to decide who has to take care of morton. Raikou loses, so he goes over and bites Morton, takes him out of the studio, and locks the door.
Raikou: ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KK: Thank you, that will be all. Today, I will be interviewing...
Entei: ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Lanky gets a lion tamer's whip and drives the legendary dog security team into their door.
KK: Thank you Lanky... I will be interviewing TOAD today.
Toad finally comes on stage in his party outfit he wore in Mario Party 4.
KK: So Toad, why have you always been such a pathetic guard?
Toad: WE TOADS HAVE NEVER-
Lanky: GIVE ME THE LD-
Toad: Yes, we're horrible gaurds. We're so small and helpless...
KK: Questions from audience! Lemmy, Iggy, who's first?
Iggy: Giant flying piranha in seat 42, come on down!
Petey Piranha (the giant, flying piranha Iggy was refering to) walks down onto the yellow questioner chair.
Petey Piranha: Do you think-
Morton(who somehow got back in): WEDDING-
Peach: s-
Wario: Are-
Yoshi: (spots a pineapple) FOOD!
Toad: No, not really.
Lanky: Oh, I'll defeat Morton myself... I don't want to have to whip those dogs again...
Lanky goes over to Morton and locks him out once again...
KK: Who's next?
Lemmy: Mortal in seat 12, come on down!
Russ T. hobbels over to the yellow chair over the course of 15 minutes.
Russ T.(the old wise Toad from Paper Mario who translated the Shy Guy note): Toad, what is the meaning of life?
Toad: Hmm.............................
Morton gets back in.
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
Russ T.: Of course! Divide the square route of a cookie, then multiply that by the value of 783 coins and then subtract that by the value of Crash Bandicoot and you get Wedding Cake! Ingenious!
Lanky takes Morton out of the studio again, this time giving him a muzzle.
Lanky: Ha! Let's see you get out of-
Morton: Mpmh! Mpmh! (Translation: WEDDING CAKE!)
Lanky: Oh just forget it....
KK: Erm... How interesting(thinking: they better give me a better paycheck for this). NEXT!
Lemmy: Foolish one in seat 23, come on down!
Donkey Kong swings onto the questioner chair.
Donkey Kong: HOW COME YOU WERE IN MARIO PARTY 5 INSTEAD OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toad: Be greatful! You were in all of the other Mario Parties where I wasn't!
DK lunges at Toad, Lanky gets in the way.
Lanky: DK, do you have any idea how jealous I am of you? You're in a bunch of Mario Spin Offs and have your own game series, while I appear in a single video game where my name isn't even in the title!
KK: Well, that's all the time we have for today! See you next time when I interview ???!
Lanky: (into intercom) LDST!
The dogs are released from the Entei door and come dashing down to Lanky.
Lanky: Be Toad's bodyguards until he safely makes his way home!!!
Toad: (thinking) They'll probably use my head as a chew toy...
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