Tribe Guy


James: *Hums "You've Never Had A Friend Like Me"* Hi guys! Today I'm interviewing Tribe Guy, from Yoshi's Island.

*Tribe Guy enters*

Tribe Guy: Eee....I'm afraid of crowds.

James: Don't worry lil' guy. We won't bite.

The Grim Reaper: Oh, But I Do.

*Tribe Guy gets scared and runs away*

James: Thanks alot, Bone-Head! TAKE HIM AWAY!

*Two Hammer Bros. take Grim away*

Grim: UNHAND ME! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Hammer Bro #1: No, and I don't care.

James: Come on out. He's gone.

*Tribe Guy slowly seats himself in the chair*

James: So, what games are you in?

Tribe Guy: Only one, Yoshi's Island. However, I look alot like the Chunk Guys in Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga.

James: I see. What did you do in Yoshi's Island?

Tribe Guy: I dance around with my spear in the air, and it's hard for Yoshi to eat me because I have a shild.

James: What level were you must seen in?

Tribe Guy: Jungle Rythem...

James: Now for audience questions. You, in seat 94.

Lady Lima: What's your real name?

Tribe Guy: Bob.

James: Penguin in seat 88.

Bumpty: What's under that mask?

Tribe Guy: I hate to show you, but...oh well.

*Tribe Guy takes out his mask, relivling the face of Bob Sagget*

James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! PUT THE MASK BACK ON! PUT THE MASK BACK ON!

Tribe Guy: I told you so.

*Tribe Guy puts his mask back on*

James: OK. That's enough shocks for one day. See ya.

Tribe Guy: Bye!

James: Next we have Larry Koopa! See you then!

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