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James: Today, I shall interview the Dr. Mario viruses. Bring in the Viruses!
*Timon brings in a jar containing the Viruses*
James: First off, why do you attack Dr. Mario?
Blue: We wanted our own game-
Yellow: But they gave it to Dr. Mario instead.
Red: So that's why.
PY: You're crazy!
Yellow: Are not!
James: How can you multiply?
Blue: Well, It's a long story.
Yellow: We take a long stretch-
Red: And Voila!
Blue: Hmmm. . .Guess it's not so long after all.
James: Does it hurt?
Red: A little.
James: Now for hotline questions! Hotline 1!
Genie: It's from Lemmy!
Lemmy: Why are you all different colors?
Blue: I'm the Flu Bug.
Yellow: I'm a Fever.
Red: I'm a Common Cold.
James: Hotline 2!
Kirby: It's from Joe!
Johanna Dark: Which One of you is the deadliest!
Blue: I am! I'm the leader.
Yellow: That's why he was on the Title Screen of Dr. Mario.
Red: No Duh!
James: Next Hotline! Hotline 3!
Waluigi: It's-a from Barney!
James: HANG UP!
Waluigi: Okay Dokey!
*Waluigi Hangs up.*
James: Hotline 4!
Timon: We got a call from Frodo!
Frodo: How do you chaps cause colds?
Blue: We like to keep that secret.
James: Hotline 5!
Pummba: It's from Dr. Luigi!
Dr. Luigi: How's it feel to be beaten by my bro's megavitamins?
Red, Yellow and Blue: We hate to!
James: Hotline 6!
PY: It's from Kerrigan!
Kerrigan: Do you like Muffins?
Blue: No.
Yellow: We like Junk Food.
Red: That's what keeps us going!
James: Thanks for coming Viruses!
Blue: No-
Yellow: -Prob-
Red: -lemo!
*The Jar rolls it's way out of the studios*
James: Next time I interview Luigi! Bye!
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