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Kokonut Kong: (The Camera is zoomed in to show nothing but Kokonut Kong sitting in a comfy, cushy chair.) Welcome to our new studio! Currently, the Lavalava Island studio is being rebuilt. Even though the rest of my crew is rebuiling the old studio, I'm going out for an interview to bring to you LIVE on the scene! Our temporary studio is in... (Camera zooms out) A rundown shanty!
Toad: (walks down stairs, then screams in horror when he sees what Kokonut Kong is doing) This is MY Rundown shanty, thank you very much! I thought you were just going to spend the night! I didn't say you could host a live interview here! And you can't insult my house like that on live TV!
Kokonut Kong: Oh yes I can! Don't make me call my lawyer (Reaches for cellphone)!
Toad: (Sigh) Very well... (Joins the tiny audience and seats himself in one of the low quality wooden chairs for the audience.)
Kokonut Kong: Hey, you've gotta pay to sit in that!
Toad: BUT IT'S MY CHAIR!!! (Kokonut Kong reaches for cellphone) Fine, you win... (Gets out of chair and sits on floor, mumbling under his breath.)
Kokonut Kong: Anyway, here's our guest, Wario!
Wario walks on stage and sits in the tiny chair designed for a 3 year old.
Wario: Are youa going to paya me yet?!?
Kokonut Kong: Sorry, Wario, not yet. To make up for the low quality wooden seats of our audience members, I'm going to allow them to ask questions before I ask a single one! So, first person to ask away is... YOU! You in the front row, in seat 3!
Larry: There only is one row of seats... Anyway, can you help me with my math homework, Wario? (Picks up paper) "Lisa has 4 chocolate bars. She can trade 2 of them with Sheldon for a banana. If she trades with Sheldon, how many chocolate bars will she have left?"
Wario: Whata kind of a name isa Sheldon?!?
Sheldon Koopa: (Was watching TV, but turns off TV as soon as he hears Wario insult his name.)
Wario: Who ina the righta mind woulda trade chocolate for a banana?!?
DK: (Was watching TV, but turns off TV as soon as he hears Wario insult his favorite food.)
Wario: Whata was the girla's name again?!?
Kokonut Kong: Good luck with your math homework, Larry. Next question! Seat 1!
Harhall: Who do you think is more fashionable, like, me? Or is it like, that totally geeky-
Marlyn: GUH!
Wario: Wella, I don't like you, so I'll take GUH. Whoever thata is!
Harhall: Why you! Like, don't go anywhere! I'll be back in a totally fashionable sec with my lawyer! (Leaves Toad's house)
Kokonut Kong: Seat 4!
Marlyn: GUH!
Wario: Uhh... Yesa, erm, I thinka that's fasinatating!
Kokonut Kong: (Sigh) Morton still may be at Lavalava Island, but we have a member of the Morton wannabe with us... Next Question! Seat 2!
Crump: BUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! Do you think I look like a-
Marlyn: GUH!
Wario: Is a GUH fat? If ita is, you certainly looka like one!
Crump: (Thinking) He hurt my feelings! I need a tissue! I'll go get Magnus Von Grapple and get revenge on him! Sadly, Magnus isn't armed with tissues, though... Oh well! (Saying) BUH?!? You little punk... Don't flinch, I'll be be right back with a surprise! And with that, POW! I'm gone! (Leaves Toad's house)
Kokonut Kong: We have time for one more question! You! In seat 6! What do you have to say?!?
Toad (Not the owner of the house): Please help the poor! I'm trying to raise coins for my orphanage. Could you please donate some money to us?
Wario: Whatevera you're selling, I'ma not buying!
Kokonut Kong: And with that, it 's time to end the-
Crump and Harhall return with Magnus Von Grapple and a lawyer.
Harhall: Go my geeky lawyer! Like, totally get him!
Crump: BUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! (Shoots laser cannon)
Wario: Kokonut Kong, does thisa mean I'ma not gettinga payed?
Crump and Harhall's lawyer chase Wario as he runs for his life. Kokonut Kong munches on some popcorn as he watches. The screen then goes black as Toad is screaming about everyone ruining his beautiful house.
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