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(part 1 written by James)
James: Hello, pasanios! It's the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
PY: Uh...James...
James: Oops. Wrong plot. Today we'll be interviewing Yoshi.
PY: And to hear what he is saying, we'll put what he says in ().
James: So give a big round of applause to...
PY: YOSHI!!!
*Yoshi runs in like he does in Tetris Attack*
James: So, Yoshi, what of all food is your favorite?
Yoshi: (Yoshi like fruit. Yoshi favorite fruit is watermelon)
PY: Fascinating. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Yoshi: (Sure. Lots. Yoshi brother and sister of all other Yoshis.)
James: How do you feel about Birdo?
(Part 2 written By Purple Yoshi)
Yoshi: *cough* (oh, sorry, I wasn't able to speak in proper sentences for a moment there. Anyway, Birdo and I are just friends. All the rumors going around are false...I mean, we're from two different species!)
PY: And now the portion of our show where we take questions from the audience. Yes, you there in the green hat.
Luigi: I've-a-been wondering how you-a-cope with all the many yoshi fans.
Yoshi: (Well, being a celebrity is tough, you get no privacy. Then again, it's also very flattering.)
Luigi: I-a-wish I were a celebrity, but nooooo! It's-a-always about Mario! This show has a made me feel like-a-garbage!
Luigi dives at James, pushing him to the ground, and starts attacking him.
James: *gasp* guards!!
Four koopas come in and drag Luigi off kicking and screaming.
PY: I'm sorry about the inconvenience Yoshi. Unfortunately we only have time for one more question. James, if you will?
James: *gets up off the ground* Sure thing PY. Tell us yoshi....when you met Mario a long time ago on Yoshi's Island, when he was just a baby, why did you help him?
Yoshi: (well, he really wasn't any of my concern, but I it is always good to do a good deed and help out those in need. Anyway, it's payed off. Mario's helped me out of sticky situations millions of times!)
PY: I'm glad to hear it. Well, that's all the time we have left, thanks for watching.
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