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Rating: G
BIOS ON CHARACTERS NEW TO THE MARIO SERIES:
Giant Yellow Yoshi: The host. He controls all of Yoshivivor and is forcing our poor contestants to play. He is all powerful.
The Wheel O' Misfortune: Giant Yellow Yoshi's creation. He has lots of power as well, and is used to decide random events.
Krario: Looks like Mario, but with a blue shirt and orange trousers. His hat has a K on it, and his moustache looks like Wario's. Like the Wario Bros., this guy just can't get enough money. He is here to help with the reward challenges.
THE CHOOSING OF THE PLAYERS
Giant Yellow Yoshi: Welcome to Yoshivivor! Toady, we'll be having our first game! Let's spin the Wheel O' Misfortune to see who our 16 players will be! (spins wheel) Our first player for Group 2 will be...
Wheel O' Misfortune: Fawful! Cackletta's assistant! He has fury!
Over somewhere in Chucklehuck Woods...
Fawful: I'm in some creepy woods that have fury... Escape I must!
Suddenly the Wheel O' Misfortune pops out of the bushes...
Wheel O' Misfortune: You (beep) shall (beep) play (beep) Yoshivivor. I will (beeeep!) now take you to (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!) Lavalava (Beep!) Island.
Fawful: No you shall not! A finkrat such as you can not defeat the all furyful Fawful!
BATTLE!
Fawful HP: 50 Wheel O' Misfortune HP: 30
Fawful: Now is when I ram you!
Fawful rams the Wheel O' Misfortune.
Wheel O' Misfortune HP: 20
The Wheel O' Misfortune spins and spins until it lands on a Bob-omb. A Bob-omb appears and explodes in front of misfortunant Fawful.
Fawful HP: 30
Fawful: Headgear!
Fawful's flying headgear helmet appears and it carries him into the air.
Fawful: Have you readiness for this?
Fawful launches two fireballs at the Wheel O' Misfortune.
Wheel O' Misfortune HP: 0
Wheel O' Misfortune: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M SORRY GIANT YELLOW YOSHI!
Giant Yellow Yoshi drops from the sky...
Wheel O' Misfortune: How Fortunate for me!
Giant Yellow Yoshi HP: 1 Billion
Giant Yellow Yoshi does a ground pound creating shockwaves that head toward Fawful who has somehow lost his flying headgear...
Fawful HP: 1 Billion Below Zero
Fawful: How could a finkrat such as you defeat such a nasty as me?!?
Fawful, Giant Yellow Yoshi and the Wheel O' Misfortune are teleported back to Lavalava Island.
Giant Yellow Yoshi: Due to this accident, I will teleport 15 other random people here with my psychic powers...
Mario, Luigi, a green Yoshi, Peach, Bowser, Tubba Blubba, Wario, Donkey Kong, Waluigi, Mallow, Toad, Cackletta, Ludwig Von Koopa (a.k.a. Kooky), Iggy Koopa (a.k.a. Hop) and Lemmy Koopa (a.k.a. Hip) appear.
Bowser: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUUUUUUUUUUUUDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did one of your experiments go wrong again?
Ludwig: No, I don't think so.
Cackletta: (laughs) What the? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! A GIANT YELLOW YOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Yellow Yoshi: Do not worry, I come in peace. In a way... Wheel O' Misfortune, give them the lowdown.
Wheel O' Misfortune: (beep!) You lucky people have all been teleported here to participate in a little (Beep!) game. This game is known as...
Giant Yellow Yoshi: YOSHIVIVOR!
Mario: Whata if we do nota want to playa?
Giant Yellow Yoshi: Then I, the great Giant Yellow Yoshi will mash you. Fawful, tell them of my powers.
Fawful: Yes... (pants) Do as he (pants) says. All powerful (pants) he is. (Fawful collapses)
Wario: Then whata do wea geta if wea win?
Giant Yellow Yoshi: All of the coins in the Mushroom Kingdom. If anyone tries to take them from you, I will be there.
Yoshi: Yooooooooooooooshi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Yellow Yoshi straps a Yoshi translator on Yoshi.
Yoshi: Then a good guy has to win or everybody will starve to death!
Giant Yellow Yoshi: Indeed. Anybody have a problem with that?
Mallow: Well, I do!
Giant Yellow Yoshi: QUIET MARSHMALLOW!
Giant Yellow Yoshi stomps on Mallow.
Giant Yellow Yoshi: Now, The Wheel O' Misfortune will decide your teams...
Wheel O' Misfortune: The Mushroom Mass is Mario, Mallow, Peach, Cackletta, Ludwig Von Koopa, DK, Wario and Waluigi. Team Tyrant has Bowser, Fawful, Iggy, Lemmy, Yoshi, Tubba Blubba, Luigi and Toad.
Luigi: Why do Ia have to go witha Bowser...
Giant Yellow Yoshi: Any problems?
Luigi: No, no of coursea not. No, no.
Giant Yellow Yoshi: Good. Since Mallow and Fawful have bad injuries, they will be allowed to rest until the end of day 1.
MUSHROOM MASS DAY 1
Location: Lavalava Island: South Beach
Mario: Cackletta and Ludwig are on oura team. Whata is this worlda coming too?
Peach: At least we're together, Mario.
Mario and Peach move closer to each other.
Giant Yellow Yoshi teleports to the beach.
Giant Yellow Yoshi: The rules of Yoshivivor clearly state that no kissing is allowed! If that happens again, you both get a dog muzzle!
Giant Yellow Yoshi is off.
Ludwig Von Koopa: Now I've seen everything... I'm going to vork on a new potion that will teleport us off this island...
Giant Yellow Yoshi Appears.
Giant Yellow Yoshi: The rules of Yoshivivor clearly state that no potions shall be made to teleport off the playing field! If that happens again, I shall have to lock up your chemistry set!
Giant Yellow Yoshi is off.
Cackletta: Well, to survive, we shall need to gather some food. (laughs)
DK: I'll go to the jungle and get some bananas.
Mario: OK, now Peacha, go to the jungle witha DK and get some bananas. Cackletta anda Ludwiga go and makea fishing polea. Wario Bros., you goa and seea if there are any animals to eat.
Wario: Who saysa you can boss us arounda?!?
Waluigi: Yeah! We'rea free men! We've gota rights!
Peach and DK head for the jungle. Ludwig starts to make a fishing pole. Cackletta decides to try to make a harpoon instead and the Wario Bros. snooze.
Mario: Wake up, there's worka to bea done!
Wario: Justa five morea minutes, Mommy...
Mario, to make himself useful, decides to make a chess set.
2 hours later...
Mario: There! Done!
Waluigi rolls over in his sleep and rolls on top of the chess set, destroying it.
Mario: I'VE HAD IT!
The Wario Bros. wake up.
Mario: Not helping is bada enough, but destroyinga my chessa set! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!
DK and Peach arrive back from the jungle with some bananas.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the beach...
Cackletta: Harpoons are what will catch fish, not that kind of pathetic fishing pole! That's made out of bambo, some shoe strings and a sharp rock! (laughs)
Ludwig Von Koopa gets angry but simply goes out to fish. Cackletta follows with her harpoon.
The Wheel O' Misfortune appears.
Wheel O' Misfortune: Welcome to the mini game! When you see an "!" mark above your head, press "A" before your opponent to catch the fish!
15 seconds later...
Ludwig caught a fish!
The Wheel O' Misfortune disappears.
Cackletta:(thinking) Now how can I get credit for that...
Cackletta takes Ludwig's fish and puts her Harpoon through it. Cackletta laughs.
Suddenly, a Fuzzy appears and eats the fish and the harpoon. All that is left is the fishing pole. It was getting late so they decided to head back to the main area.
Mario: Where'sa the fish?!?
Ludwig tells what happened.
Mario: A Fuzzya ate it, bah!
A Fuzzy comes in and eats the remainder of DK's and Peach's bananas.
Mario: Okaya, I believea you..
Cackletta: But Ludwig and I still haven't gotten to eat anything.
Wario: Tougha Luck, witchy.
Giant Yellow Yoshi Appears.
Giant Yellow Yoshi: IT IS TIME!
TEAM TYRANT DAY 1
Location: Lavalava Island, North Beach
Tubba Blubba: OH I'm so hungry... I haven't eaten in the last 27 minutes... I think I'm going to faint...
Tubba Blubba spots Toad.
Toad: You're not thinking what I think you're thinking, right?
Tubba Blubba: Mmmm, Mushroom. (drools)
Luigi: Toad, runa for ita!
Yoshi: Run, run run!
Toad begins running, Luigi and Yoshi begin protecting, and Tubba Blubba begins chasing.
Iggy: Yes, Tubba is right. We need food.
Bowser: Mr. Blubba, you keep chasing Toad so we can have Mushroom for supper. Luigi, stop protecting Toad. Toad, let Tubba Blubba catch you.
Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: Don'ta worry, Toad! I'lla protecta you!
Bowser: Yoshi, go out in the jungle to search for some fruit. Lemmy, Iggy, go join him.
Lemmy rolls out, being followed by Yoshi and Iggy.
Bowser sleeps in; Tubba Blubba chases Toad; Luigi protects Toad; Toad runs and the rest go out for food.
In the jungle...
DK: Now where are those bananas? ...
Yoshi: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!
Yoshi eats the banana tree.
Lemmy, Iggy, DK and Peach: YOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A giant cloud picks up everyone but Yoshi. A giant Piranha Plant leaps out of the bushes. The Wheel O' Misfortune then appears.
Wheel O' Misfortune: Welcome to the minigame! Everyone but Yoshi, Ground Pound as much as you can to make the Piranha Plant bigger. Yoshi, take this skateboard and try to escape!
Yoshi: 4 on 1, no fair!
Wheel O' Misfortune: Good Luck!
Everyone Ground Pounds and the Piranha Plant quickly gets to full size. Lemmy falls off his ball....
Lemmy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MY BALL!!!!!!!!
Lemmy jumps off the cloud and starts chasing his ball. The Piranha Plant turns around and heads for Lemmy.
Yoshi: Yay!
Yoshi heads back to Team Tyrant HQ. Lemmy and Iggy come back 2 hours later with Lemmy looking like an overused chew toy.
Bowser: (stroking Yoshi's back) You're a cute little Yoshi, yes you are....
Iggy: King Dad, I never knew you secretly loved Yoshies!
Bowser: ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Lemmy: What are you talking about Iggy, King Dad hates Yoshies.
Everyone goes hungry but Yoshi...
Giant Yellow Yoshi appears.
Giant Yellow Yoshi: IT IS TIME!
REWARD CHALLENGE
Everyone is taken to the top of Mt. Lavalava.
Giant Yellow Yoshi: Welcome! The top of Mt. Lavalava is where we shall hold our Reward Challenges, but first, I need to select a lovely assitant. Wheel O' Misfortune, you know what to do.
The Wheel O' Misfortune spins and it lands on a new character named Krario.
Krario appears from his home on Waluigi's Island.
Wheel O' Misfortune: Shall I see if he is worthy?
Giant Yellow Yoshi: Yes, go ahead.
Wheel O' Misfortune: What is the meaning of life?
Krario: ......................................
Wheel O' Misfortune: Yes?
Krario: The meaning of life is... (looks down) Oh look! I just found a coin!
Wheel O' Misfortune: So the meaning of life is "Oh, look! I just found a coin!"
Giant Yellow Yoshi: Yes, he's worthy. Krario, choose a game.
Krario: I choose Silver Auctions! Collect the most silver coins for your group! You'll find out what they're good for in part 2!
5 minutes later...
Mushroom Mass has 230 Silver Coins and Team Tyrant has 180.
Krario takes the Mushroom Mass team's 230 coins, and gives them 230 coins each. Krario then takes Team Tyrant's coins, and gives them 180 coins each.
Krario: Mushroom Mass, this way. Bid on any item you want. That's what the silver coins are for. Now who wants a Koopa Shell? Anyone, anyone? 80 coins? 60? 10? 9? 8? 7? 6? 5? 4? 3? 2? 1? Blast off? Well that's too bad as this Koopa Shell had a McDonalds Big Kids meal inside!
Mario: Awww....
Peach: Come on...
Krario: Now a Hammer Bros. Suit is up for auction!
Ludwig Von Koopa: 80 coins!
Krario: I hear 80, do I hear 90?
Peach: 230!
Krario: Well here is your Hammer Bros. Suit!
Peach opens it to find nothing inside.
Peach: Why you!!!!
Krario: Don't get rough now! I'm selling a silver coin. Anyone interested?
Wario: 10 coins!
Krario: Sold! 1 silver coin for 10 silver coins...
Ludwig Von Koopa: Now THAT was foolish.
Krario: A Sony Playstation 2, anyone?
DK: 230!
Krario: Good luck plugging that into anything... A Baker's Dozen of Krispy Kreme Donuts anyone?
Cackletta: 50!
Ludwig Von Koopa: 90!
Mario: 150!
Waluigi: 180!
Mario: 230!
Krario: Mario wins! This baker thinks a dozen is three donuts, so here they are! Laaaaaaaaast item... A potion to get off the island anyone?
Ludwig Von Koopa: 230!
Krario: Here's your potion!
Giant Yellow Yoshi: The rules of Yoshivivor clearly state that NO potions to get off the playing field shall be bought!
Giant Yellow Yoshi takes the potion and throws it on the ground, destroying it.
Krario: Sorry folks! TeamTyrant, please come this way! First item for bid is a piece of paper... Do I hear 180? 10?
Bowser: Have you eaten yet, Iggy?
Iggy: No, I haven't ate.
Krario: I hear 8 coins!
Iggy: But I meant... That's a different king of spelling of "ate".
Krario: I hear you loud and clear! (takes silver coins) You said "eight". Next item up for bid is a 747 plane. Anyone, anyone? Well that's too bad because this item was packed full of 1 million hamburgers and could have gotten you off the island! Next up is having a right to have the Princess of the Daisies be your slave. Anyone?
Bowser: 180!
Krario: Here's your right for the princess of the flower daisies! Our next item up for bid is a million bucks. Anyone?
Tubba Blubba: 180!
1 million male dear run over Tubba Blubba.
Krario: Now you can bid on a contract to be king of the world.
Yoshi: 180!
Krario: Here's your contract to be the king of this minature globe! That's all of your items for today....
MUSHROOM MASS DAY 2
The Wheel O' Misfortune appears. The wheel is in the form of a wheelchair and is bringing Mallow over to the group.
Wheelchair O' Misfortune: Hello! Mallow is good enough to go out on his own, but I'll be with him for the this day as a wheelchair...
Peach: Sorry about that injury, Mallow....
Cackletta: It's in the past. Who cares?
DK gets a long stick and sticks a cocunut on the end. DK hits Cackletta with his stick.
Cackletta: OW! What was that for?!?
DK: It doesn't matter! It's in the past (Lion King)! Come on, Peach, Mario, Mallow, Wario, Waluigi let's go to the Yoshi Village.
The good members of the Mushroom Mass head over to the Yoshi village. On the way...
Jungle Fuzzy: NYAH! NYAH!
The Jungle Fuzzy attacks and gets on Wario's head.
Wario: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waluigi: Somebody, geta it offa him!
Peach: Why don't you?!?
Waluigi: Perhapsa you woulda like to?
Peach: Uhh... Wario was a good fellow...
DK gets the Fuzzy off of Wario, and knocks it out cold.
Mallow: (pants) Good (pants) work, (pants) DK.
Mario: Yesa! You dida an excellenta joba!
DK: Thanks for the praise! :) I'll go back to camp and roast the Fuzzy for lunch. You guys go on to the village.
They arrive. The Yoshi King comes to greet them.
King Yoshi: Ahh. Mario. Thank you for saving the Yoshi Kids and coming back to visit! What brings you here, great hero?
Mario: We are playinga game of Survivor.
King Yoshi: That's my favorite TV Show! Sadly, I've missed the first episode for this season...
Mario: .... This is the Yoshivivora season.
King Yoshi: Better you than me!
All Mushroom Mass members present: GRRRRRRRRRR......
King Yoshi: (gulp) Would you like some food?
King Yoshi takes them to the area where there once was an item shop. It has gone out of business and has been replaced with The King of the Kong's Studio.
King Yoshi: Strange, I don't remember this studio here. Oh well. No food for you!
Waluigi: Wario, shalla we eat him?
Wario: Why yes, that's a finea idea.
Mallow: Don't do (pants) it.
Wheelchair O' Misfortune: The rules of Yoshivivor clearly state that you shall not eat any humanlike creatures!
King Yoshi: Thank you, I was fortunate that you were there, O magical Wheelchair.
Wheelchair O' Misfortune: I ONLY BRING MISFORTUNE! WARIO, WALUIGI, GO AHEAD AND EAT HIM!
Mario: Be reasonablea!
King: Yoshi: Indeed! What lack of dignity!
Mallow: I vote (pants) not to eat (pants) King Yoshi!
Peach: I'm with the panting marshmellow on this one.
King Yoshi: Here, take this gift of Duct Tape and be off.
They go back to find that Cackletta and Ludwig ate the fuzzy out of starvation. They decided to split the three donuts Mario bought in the reward challenge between themselves. Wario and Waluigi try to stuff down all the donuts, but Mario straps some duct tape on their mouths and everyone but the Wario Bros. has a good dinner.
TEAM TYRANT DAY 2
Tubba Blubba: (while chasing Toad) We didn't get a single item of use from that reward challenge.
Luigi: (protects Toad by giving Tubba Blubba a punch in the mouth) Yes, only because Krario pulled a bunch of cartoonish pranks on us...
Toad: (running) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Yellow Yoshi appears, drops Fawful on the beach, and teleports to his giant building with an unlimited supply of pizza.
Fawful: Going.....Going.....How..Has.....It?!?
Bowser: Well, Tubba Blubba has been chasing Toad and Luigi has been protecting him from a nasty swallow from Tubba Blubba.
Fawful decides to try to build a bow and arrow to shoot Jungle Fuzzies, but fails badly due to his condition. Bowser decides to join Tubba Blubba in the chase. They corner Toad up by a rock, while Luigi is behind the two villians, unable to save Toad. When suddenly....
Yoshi: YOOOOOOOOOOOOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoshi uses his awesome jumping power to get in to Toad. Yoshi kicks them away to save Toad.
Toad: Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!
Morton: (watching show on TV) Boy, they think I talk a lot, but he just used up three lines saying the same word over and over. That's dumb. That's pathetic. That's stupid. That's--
Roy gets duct tape and places it on Morton's mouth.
By the time Toad said thank you so many times, Bowser and Tubba Blubba were back into the action.
Iggy and Lemmy: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ......
Bowser: IGGY! LEMMY! WAKE UP! WE'VE GOT TO GET SOME MUSHROOM FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fawful decides to continue working on his gun failing badly, while the Bowser group goes to chase the Yoshi group.
2 hours later...
Bowser: WHERE ARE THEY?!?
Yoshi: (thinking) We've been hiding behind bush for 2 hours and been able to eat fruit... Boy, those guys dumb.... But Yoshi like it!
Toad: (thinking) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: (thinking) First Mario getsa all the credita, now Yoshi....
Lemmy: (thinking) I hope nobody figures out that I have a crush on that one koopa girl in school!
Bowser: (thinking) When we find them, we'll roast Toad and Luigi, but I'll keep Yoshi as my pet. I JUST LOVE YOSHIES!!!
Iggy: (thinking) King Dad and Yoshies?!? Naw... impossible.
Tubba Blubba: (thinking) Boy, do I love mushroom....
Fawful: (thinking) Bow.......... and........... arrow.................I........must......... .make (Fawful collapses)
TEAM TYRANT INTO THE NIGHT
Bowser: LOOK OVER HERE, GUYS! I FINALLY FOUND THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoshi: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile...
Fawful: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........................
Luigi: (giving Bowser a kick on the leg) Bowser, whya don't wea work togethera?!?
Bowser: BECAUSE I'M TOO HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoshi: (taking a blow from Lemmy) Tubba Blubba, what about you?!?
Tubba Blubba: (taking a blow from Luigi) BECAUSE MUSHROOM IS MY FAVORITE FOOD!!!!!!! Well, then again, there is ghost....
Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toad makes a trap and covers it up in leaves. Toad goes up to Luigi and whispers
Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Oh, by the way, I set a trap over there. (points to the trap)
Meanwhile....
Fawful: 5 more minutes, Mommy, just...
Luigi lures Tubba Blubba over to Toad's hole and he gets stuck. Lemmy sets a trap and lures Luigi into it. Luigi is now stuck. Yoshi is left alone to fight Bowser, Iggy and Lemmy.
Toad: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Iggy is about to lure Yoshi into a trap, but Bowser stops him.
Bowser: Don't do that to the cute little Yoshi!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoshi spots his chance and kicks Bowser into Lemmy's trap. Yoshi lures Lemmy and Iggy out to the beach and throws Lemmy's ball into the water.
Lemmy: MY BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile...
Fawful: Mommy, today to school I do not want to go!
Lemmy dives into the water after his ball.
Iggy: Lemmy, have you forgotten something? YOU CAN'T SWIM!
Iggy goes out and saves Lemmy and his ball, by that time everyone has fallen asleep but the two of them. Bowser, Tubba Blubba and Luigi sleep in traps, while Fawful rests at Team Tyrant HQ. Yoshi and Toad go over by Luigi and rest there. Iggy and Lemmy fall asleep almost as soon as they get out of the water.
MUSHROOM MASS DAY 3
Everyone wakes up from a good night's rest. The Wario Bros. rip the duct tape off of each other's mouths and DK yawns. They find Ludwig and Cackletta missing, but they also see some words written in the sand "GONE FISING - LUDWG AND CCKLTTA
Mario: I don'ta think thosea two can spella very well....
DK: Mario, how about you work on that chess set again. I haven't had a speck of fun since we got here.
Mario: OKa!
DK: I'll take the Wario Bros. with me to work on a dart gun so that they don't destroy your chess set again...
DK drags the Wario Bros. out into the forest and they begin construction.
Over by the fishing spot...
Ludwig is working on a mechanical fishing machine. He tests it.
Ludwig: IT WORKS!!!!!!!!
However, sadly the machine touches the water.
Mecha Fisher 3000: SYSTEM MALFUNCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fishing machine explodes into 103 tiny pieces.
Cackletta: A lot of good you've done us! My second harpoon has caught three fish!
A fuzzy comes by...
Cackletta: GET AWAY FROM MY FISH! (laughs)
Cackletta throws her harpoon at the Fuzzy, and the Fuzzy dodges. The Fuzzy eats the harpoon and leaves.
Cackletta: Ugh....
Back at Mushroom Mass HQ....
Mario: FINALLY! I'ma done!
The chessboard is green and brown, while the pieces are stones.
Peach: The board is good, but I can't tell the pieces apart.
Mallow: I can't either.
Mallow goes and finds 20 good stones.
Peach: Wow! Those are really good ones! They're shaped like actual people! Where did you find them?!?
Mallow: I bought them from the Yoshi village. They were designed for Jungle Chess.
Mario: Howa did youa pay them?
Mallow: It was free chess piece day. Here we have our king (points to Bowser piece), our queen (points to Queen Bean piece), our two brave knights (points to Mario and Luigi pieces), our castles (points to Bowser's Castle and Peach's castle pieces), our Bishops (points to Toadsworth and Russ T. pieces), and our 10 pawns (points to Goomba pieces).
Mario: Let'sa play!
Over in the jungle...
DK has been talking for 2 hours about how to create a dart gun.
Wario and Waluigi: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
DK: This is hopeless...
DK drags the Wario Bros. back to camp to find everyone having fun playing chess and eating fish.
DK: (tossing Wario Bros. aside) Hey, nobody can have fun without me!
Mallow: Checkmate. That's the third time in a row, Mario.
Peach: My turn!
Mallow: I've already beaten you twice.
Cackletta: (laughs) What about me?
Mallow: Beaten you, too.
DK: Let me play!
2 hours later....
Mallow: Checkmate. Now, Ludwig, you shall be my final opponent, as you are probably the best at this.
Ludwig and Mallow get into a deep game of chess.
5 hours later...
Mallow: Checkmate.
Ludwig: How could I lose to a marshmallow?
Mallow: Don't take it seriously, maybe you'll win next time.
Everyone else on the Mushroom Mass: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Yellow Yoshi appears.
Giant Yellow Yoshi: IT IS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEAM TYRANT DAY 3
Everybody sleeps except Fawful who finally makes a bow and arrow.
At 10:00 PM...
Giant Yellow Yoshi appears.
Giant Yellow Yoshi: IT IS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
Everybody appears at the Immuninity Challenge.
Giant Yellow Yoshi: Whichever team wins will not lose a member! Now, three members who are awake (Fawful, Ludwig and Mallow) , the goal of this game is to fall asleep. Begin!
Mallow: Ludwig, I'll keep Fawful awake, you fall asleep!
Ludwig: 1 koopa jumping over fence... 2 koopas jumping over fence...
Mallow begins using his Thunder magic on Fawful.
Fawful: Fall asleep, I must!
Fawful pushes Mallow under Bowser.
Ludwig: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ............
Bowser: (in sleep) I just love Yoshies....
Fawful can't fall asleep due to all of the snoring, but since Mallow is under Bowser, he can't hear any of it and he falls asleep.
Giant Yellow Yoshi: VICTORY TO THE MUSHROOM MASS! Team Tyrant shall lose a member!
VOTING TIME
Giant Yellow Yoshi teleports Team Tyrant up into his giant building.
Giant Yellow Yoshi hits a gong that wakes them all up.
Giant Yellow Yoshi: WHEEL O' MISFORUTNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wheel O' Misfortune: Yes?
Giant Yellow Yoshi: SPIN TO DECIDE HOW WE WILL ELIMINATE A MEMBER OF THIS TEAM!!!!!!
Wheel O' Misfortune spins and lands on "Online Vote".
Giant Yellow Yoshi: In that case, faithful watchers of this TV show, YOU get to choose who shall be eliminated! Vote now at www.Yoshivivor.com!
Morton: Hmmmmm......... (logs on to Yoshivivor.com) I vote Bowser! I, unlike Wendy, Roy and Larry have my own computer! It's such a privilege to have a computer! I'm so honored... (blabs on to himself for three more hours)
Wendy: I hate Luigi! (sprays perfume on herself) He hurt King Dad so bad! Lemmy is always so mean to me... I guess he won't mind if I use his computer to vote! (smiles wickedly then logs on to Lemmy's computer)
Roy: I have a thing against Yoshi.. He stole my one of my pairs of shiny sunglasses... (logs on to Ludwig's computer) Sorry about using your computer, Ludwig! Ha, ha!
Larry: Toad was abusing those plants when he made a trap covered in leaves! Toad, you're going down! (Get's off of Bowser's TV and goes to Bowser's computer. He types in the window "Yoshivivor.com".) Boy, it's nice to use King Dad's giant screen TV and his bad bad computer! He never let me use it before! I hope Roy doesn't tell on me...
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