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Dear Game Player:
You are about to guide mea and my brothera through a great adventure. As you read this book, you will help mea decide where to go and what to do. Whether I succeed or fail is up to you.
At the end of everya chapter, you will make choices thata determine what happens next. Speciala puzzles will help you decide what wea should do - if you can solve them. The chapters in thisa book are in a special order. Sometimes you must go backwards in order to goa forwards, if you knowa what I mean.
Along the way, youll find manya different items to help us with oura quest. When you read that I havea found something, such as the electric razor, you will see a box like the one below:
Wario now has the item "electric razor"!
Go to chapter x.
Good Luck!
-Yours truly, Wario
Chapter 1
It was a nice sunny day as Wario was in his room, trying to sell some stuff on Mushroombay. All of a sudden, he heard some noise come from down the hall. He rushed to the treasure room to find that the treasure wasn't there.
Wario: My treasure! It'sa been stolen! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
After sulking for 2 hours over his lost treasure, Wario opens the door to Waluigi's room, explains what happened and asks for help.
Waluigi: Whya should Ia help you?!? You never gave me thata new electric razora you promised for my birthday... Now we're all goinga to be even again! (Slams door)
Wario, after much grumbling, decides to go off on his own. He leaves his castle and finds some footprints, so he decides to follow them. The footprints stop at the beginning of a big lake. There is a small island with a tall building in the center of the lake, where the footprints continue. He also notices a strange glowing "?" block to the east.
What should Wario do?
If you think Wario should try to swim across the lake, go to chapter 2.
If you think Wario should try to build a raft, go to chapter 3.
f you think Wario should go to the strange glowing "?" block to the east, go to chapter 4.
Chapter 2
Wario tries to swim across the lake, but is eaten by a Big Bertha.
Game Over!
Chapter 3
After slaving away for an hour, Wario builds a raft, but it falls apart as soon as he tries to board it.
Ludwig: AAAAAAARGH! This is getting mea nowhere! I better trya something else!
What should Wario do?
If you think Wario should try to swim across the lake, go to chapter 2.
If you think Wario should try to build another raft, go to chapter 3.
f you think Wario should go to the strange glowing "?" block to the east, go to chapter 4.
Chapter 4
Wario walks off eastward to the glowing "?" block. Right next to the "?" block is a message on a tree.
"Dear reader,
If you take the item inside me precious glowing ? block, I'LL EAT YE FOR BREAKFAST!
-Captain Bob"
What should Wario do?
If you think Wario should try to swim across the lake, go to chapter 2.
If you think Wario should try to build a raft, go to chapter 3.
If you think Wario should hit the glowing "?" block, go to chapter 5.
Chapter 5
Wario hits the glowing "?" block and an electric razor pops out.
Wario: Since whena do electric razorsa pop out of "?" blocks?!?
Wario now has the item "Electric Razor"!
What should Wario do?
If you think Wario should try to swim across the lake, go to chapter 2.
If you think Wario should give the electric razor to Waluigi, go to chapter 6.
If you think Wario should sell the electric razor, go to chapter 7.
Chapter 6
Wario heads back to his castle and gives Waluigi the electric razor.
Waluigi: Thanksa, Wario!
Wario: Don't expecta this to happen again!
Waluigi: Since youa got the razor, Wario, I'lla help you.
The two head off to the lake where the footprints end. Wario explains to Waluigi that he's trying to get to the island in the center of the lake.
Waluigi joined your party!
What should the Wario Bros. do?
If you think the Wario Bros. should try to make some money to buy a boat, go to chapter 8.
If you think the Wario Bros. should try to steal a boat, go to chapter 9.
Chapter 7
Wario: This'll go for a swella price in the Mushrooma market!
Wario goes to Toad Town to sell the electric razor. He gets 80 coins for it. Wario happily heads off on his merry way, and decides to use some of his coins to sleep at the Toad Town inn. While he is asleep, he is attacked by Ludwig the Koopa Kid.
Game Over!
Chapter 8
The Wario Bros. head to Toadtown in hopes of making some money. They have several ideas...
If you think Wario should sell Waluigi's electric razor, go to chapter 7.
If you think the Wario Bros. should just try to steal a boat, go to chapter 9.
If you think the Wario Bros. should work at the Toad Town inn, go to chapter 10.
If you think the Wario Bros. should go back to their castle and search for coins, go to chapter 13.
Chapter 9
The Wario Bros. go to the Toad Town harbor.
Waluigi: Look at alla the boatsa, Wario!
Wario: Yeah! We'lla just takea one while they'rea not looking!
The Wario Bros. wait a few minutes getting ready to steal a boat. They get very sick of waiting, so they decide to think up a plan.
What should the Wario Bros. do?
If you think the Wario Bros. should just try to make some money to buy a boat, go to chapter 8
If you think the Wario Bros. should just steal the boat while everybody is looking, go to chapter 11.
If you think the Wario Bros. should shout "FREE DONUTS!", go to chapter 12.
Chapter 10
The Wario Bros. go to the Toad Town inn and ask for jobs. They both ended up getting mop duty, and they got very bored. They complained for the entire 2 weeks they worked there, but they finally got enough money for a boat. They then went to the Toad Town harbor and bought a large boat.
The Wario Bros. now have the item "Large Boat!"
Go to chapter 14
Chapter 11
The Wario Bros. try to steal one of the boats, but are caught by some Police Toads and are thrown in jail.
Game Over!
Chapter 12
Wario Bros.: FREE DONUTS AT PEACH'S CASTLE!!!
All of the Toads rush to Peach's Castle to get the donuts, and the Wario Bros. quickly steal the boat.
The Wario Bros. now have the item "small boat!"
Go to chapter 14
Chapter 13
After searching for 3 hours, Waluigi finds a coin in a couch.
Waluigi: Hey, Wario! Ia found a coin!
Wario: Perfecta timing! I'vea got to take mya lunch break! (Takes coin)
Waluigi: Luncha break?!?
Wario heads outside the castle and goes to the ice cream truck. He orders a cheap kind of ice cream for a single coin. He then eats it in a single bite.
Waluigi: This isa getting us nowhere...
If you think Wario should sell Waluigi's electric razor, go to chapter 7.
If you think the Wario Bros. should just try to steal a boat, go to chapter 9.
If you think the Wario Bros. should work at the Toad Town inn, go to chapter 10.
If you think the Wario Bros. should continue to search for coins in their castle, go to chapter 13.
Chapter 14
The Wario Bros. return to the lake with the island in the center and get ready to board their boat.
If the Wario Bros. have the item "large boat", go to chapter 15.
If the Wario Bros. have the item "small boat", go to chapter 16.
Chapter 15
The Wario Bros. board their large boat and safely land on the other side.
Wario: Phew!
Waluigi: Come ona, Wario! We'vea got to find out who stole oura treasure!
Wario: Righta!
The Wario Bros. enter the tall building on the island and inside is Ludwig Von Koopa.
Ludwig: HA! HA! You'll never get past me! I'll use my wand to turn you both into harmless little Goombas.. No I'm thinking frogs... Yes that's what I'll do! I'll turn you into frogs!!
The Wario Bros. notice that there are some stairs they could use to try to escape.
What should the Wario Bros. do?
(If you think Waluigi should throw Wario at Ludwig, go to chapter 17.
If you think Wario should throw Waluigi at Ludwig, go to chapter 18.
If you think the Wario Bros. should punch and kick at Ludwig, go to chapter 19.
If you think the Wario Bros. should flee up the stairs, go to chapter 20.
Chapter 16
The Wario Bros. board their small boat and it goes off into the lake and sinks. A Big Bertha then swallows the Wario Bros. whole.
Game Over!
Chapter 17
Waluigi: Sorrya, Wario! (Picks up Wario)
Wario: Heya! What are you doinga?!?
Waluigi picks up Wario, swings him around and then throws him at Ludwig.
Ludwig: Ooooh... You need to put off some weight..... (faints)
Wario: WALUIGI!! YOU NEARLYA KILLED ME!
Waluigi: Sorrya!
Wario: Come on, let'sa go!
Waluigi: Wario, don'ta you think wea should take Ludwig's wand?
Wario: Oh, yeah. Thata could help.
The Wario Bros. now have the item "Ludwig's wand"!
Go to chapter 20
Chapter 18
Wario: Sorrya, Waluigi! (Picks up Waluigi)
Waluigi: Heya! What are you doinga?!?
Wario swings Waluigi around and then throws him at Ludwig.
Ludwig: HA! You call that an attack? Take this!
Ludwig turns the Wario Bros. into frogs. Later when Ludwig goes back to Bowser's castle, he uses them as test subjects for his experiments...
Game Over!
Chapter 19
Wario: HA! Takea this! (punches Ludwig)
Waluigi: YEAH! (rapidly kicks Ludwig)
Ludwig: OW! OW! OW!
While the Wario Bros. are attacking him, Ludwig loses his grip on his wand and it falls out of his hand. Wario picks up the wand, and turns Ludwig into a frog.
Ludwig: Ribbit! Ribbit! (I'll get you for this!)
Waluigi: Warioa, that's pretty cruel. Are you surea you want to turn him into a frog?
Wario: I guessa you're right, I'll go lower! HA! HA! HA! (Wario turns Ludwig into a bug)
The Wario Bros. now have the item "Ludwig's wand"!
Go to chapter 20
Chapter 20
The Wario Bros. head up the stairs to find around 100 Koopa Troopas!
If the Wario Bros have the item "Ludwig's wand" go to chapter 21.
If the Wario Bros. don't have the item "Ludwig's wand" go to chapter 22.
Chapter 21
Waluigi: Hurry, Wario! Use the magica wand!
Wario: Righta!
Wario turns all the Koopa Troopas into frogs.
Koopas/frogs: Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!
Waluigi: Stopa that noise, Wario!
Wario teleports all the Koopafrogs to Isle Delfino.
Waluigi: Wario, are you surea the islanders on Islea Delfino won'ta mind the frogs?
Wario: Don't worrya, Waluigi. Don't worrya.
On Isle Delfino...
Pinatas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE ARE FROGS EVERYWHERE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Koopafrogs: Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!
Back with the Wario Bros...
The Wario Bros. notice that they can explore around on this floor or they can enter a door right next to them.
What should the Wario Bros. do?
If you think the Wario Bros. should explore the floor they're on, go to chapter 23.
If you think the Wario Bros. should enter the door, go to chapter 24.
Chapter 22
The Wario Bros. start to fight the Koopas and take a few down, but more and more just keep coming. The Koopas eventually take the Wario Bros. down.
Game Over!
Chapter 23
The Wario Bros. continue exlporing the floor they're on until they find a dead end with another door. There is a key hole in the door where a key should be used to unlock it.
If the Wario Bros. have the item "Ludwig's wand" go to chapter 25.
If the Wario Bros. have the item "Bowser's key" go to chapter 26.
Chapter 24
The Wario Bros. enter the small door to find that the new room they're in is rather small. All there is, is a golden key with Bowser's face on it in the corner. Waluigi tries to take the key, but he can't. If Wario puts Ludwig's wand near the key, they can take the key; however, if they do, the wand is stuck.
Waluigi: I guess we'lla have to choosea which item we'rea going to take, Wario!
Choose which item the Waio Bros. should take, then go to chapter 23.
Chapter 25
Waluigi: Use thata wand to breaka down thata door, Wario!
Wario: Righta!
Wario waves Ludwig's wand and the door turns into a frog. Where the door once was, there is an empty space that the Wario Bros. could go through. They do so and explore the new room they're in. After searching a while, they bump into Larry Koopa.
Go to chapter 27
Chapter 26
The Wario Bros. put the key into the door and the door slowly creaks open. They explore inside this room until they bump into Larry Koopa.
Go to chapter 27
Chapter 27
Larry Koopa: HA! HA! HA! You'll never defeat me!
If the Wario Bros. have the item "Bowser's key" go to chapter 28.
If the Wario Bros. have the item "Ludwig's wand" go to chapter 29.
Chapter 28
Larry attacks the Wario Bros. and defeats them easily.
Game Over!
Chapter 29
Wario: Ha, ha! Takea this!
Wario turns Larry into a frog.
Larry: Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit! (Translation: Hey, no fair using my brother's magic against me!)
Waluigi: Nicea one, Wario!
Wario: (kicks Larry) Come ona! Don'ta you have a wanda for us, Koopa?!?
Larry: Ribbit! Ribbit! (Trasnlation: King Dad banned all of us except Ludwig from using magic for a week!)
Waluigi: Well, Wario, that's both good and bad. Come ona, let's continue.
The Wario Bros. use some stairs in this room to go up to floor #3. Right at the beginning of the room, there's a pool of lava and a bridge to go across it. The Wario Bros. quickly start to cross the bridge. After going across the first half of it, Wario loses his grip on Ludwig's wand and it falls into the lava.
Wario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! The magica wand!
What should the Wario Bros. do?
The Wario Bros. no longer have the item "Ludwig's wand"!
If you think Waluigi should dive into the lava to get Ludwig's wand, go to chapter 30.
If you think the Wario Bros. should play it safe and continue on across the bridge, go to chapter 31.
Chapter 30
Waluigi dives into the lava to try to get Ludwig's wand.
Waluigi: YOWA! OW! OW! OW! OW! OWA! OW! HOT, HOTA, HOT!
Game Over!
Chapter 31
The Wario Bros. go across the bridge to find two doors. One of them is locked. Before entering the unlocked door, the Wario Bros. find some Koopa Costumes!
Wario: I'm nota wearing those pathetic things!
Waluigi: Woulda you rather get destroyed?
Wario grumpily puts on the costume, as does his brother. They enter the door to find Wendy.
Wendy: ACK! What are you two piggish excuses of Koopas doing in my room?!?
If you think the Wario Bros. should attack Wendy, go to chapter 32.
If you think the Wario Bros. should say "nothing" go to chapter 33.
If you think the Wario Bros. should ask where the key for the door is, go to chapter 34.
Chapter 32
Wario: Get 'er Waluigi!
The Wario Bros. yell as they try to charge into Wendy, but Wendy, who isn't acting very ladylike, spits a fireball at the two of them.
Game Over!
Chapter 33
Wario: Nothinga!
Waluigi: Yeah, what hea said!
Wendy: Okay, let me help you find something! I want you to make me some cookies. Lots and lots of cookies. Oh, yeah, I'll need an extremly exspensive hair bow, too. Oh, I also want a pony and a.. (Blabs on for 2 more hours)
Game Over!
Chapter 34
Wario: You woudn't a happen to know where the keya for the doora is, would you?
Wendy: I do, but I'm not telling you. (Sticks out tongue)
What Should the Wario Bros. do?
If you think the Wario Bros. should attack Wendy, go to chapter 32.
If you think the Wario Bros. should try to persuade Wendy by getting her some cookies, go to chapter 35.
If you think the Wario Bros. should try to persuade Wendy by getting her some cookies and a wedding cake, go to chapter 36.
Chapter 35
The Wario Bros. make Wendy some cookies and come back to her.
Wendy: OH! OH! COOKIES! I LOVE COOKIES!
Waluigi: You only geta the cookies if you givea us the keya!
Wendy: Oh, all right...
Wendy gives them the key, then grabs the plate full of cookies and starts stuffing them down her throat. The Wario Bros. quickly unlock the door to find some stairs. They head up the stairs to find a Hammer Brother.
Go to chapter 37
Chapter 36
The Wario Bros. make Wendy some cookies and a Wedding Cake and come back to her.
Wendy: OH! OH! COOKIES! I LOVE COOKIES!
Waluigi: You only geta the cookies if you givea us the keya!
Wendy: Oh, all right...
Wendy gives them the key, then grabs the plate full of cookies and starts stuffing them down her throat. The Wario Bros. quickly unlock the door to find some stairs.
Wario: Well, she surea was thankful for the weddinga cake we baked her.
They head up the stairs to find a Hammer Brother.
The Wario Bros. now have the item "Wedding Cake"!
Go to chapter 37
Chapter 37
Hammer Brother: Hey, any idea where the boss has gone?
If you think the Wario Bros. should point to a wall, go to chapter 38.
If you think the Wario Bros. should point from where they came from, go to chapter 39.
If you think the Wario Bros. should point to the window, go to chapter 40.
Chapter 38
Waluigi points to a wall.
Hammer Brother: Hey, what do you think I am, stupid? Do you expect me to run into that wall and knock myself out?!?
Waluigi nods his head.
The Hammer Brother pelts the Wario Bros. with hammers.
Hammer Brother: Next time, don't mess with me, boys! (laughs)
Game Over!
Chapter 39
Hammer Brother: Thanks for the tip!
The Hammer Brother dashes off and the Wario Bros. continue walking up the stairs. On the way, they bump into Morton.
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
If the Wario Bros. have the item "Wedding Cake", go to chapter 41.
If the Wario Bros. don't have the item "Wedding Cake", go to chapter 42.
Chapter 40
Wario points to a window.
Hammer Brother: Hey, what do you think I am, stupid? Do you expect me to jump out the window?!?
Wario nods his head.
The Hammer Brother pelts the Wario Bros. with hammers.
Hammer Brother: Next time, don't mess with me, boys! (laughs)
Game Over!
Chapter 41
Morton: WEDDING CAKE! WEDDING CAKE! WEDDING CAKE!
Morton takes the Wario Brothers' wedding cake and eats it quickly. He belches, and then continues on his merry way, as do the Wario Bros. This time while heading through the castle, they find Lemmy and Iggy, the Koopa twins.
Lemmy: NYAH!
Iggy: NYAH!
Lemmy: If you want to get-
Iggy: through, you'll have to do our little challenge!
Lemmy: It's not-
Iggy: easy!
Lemmy: Stop finishing-
Iggy: my sentences!
Lemmy and Iggy zap the Wario Bros. with their virtual reality machine. The Wario Bros. then reappear on the top of a snowy mountain with an avalanche behind them...
Wario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
If you think Wario should jump on top of Waluigi and ride him down the mountain, go to chapter 43
If you think the Wario Bros. should climb a tree, go to chapter 44
If you think the Wario Bros. should enter a cave that's out of the avalanche's path nearby, go to chapter 45
Chapter 42
Morton: WEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Morton spits a fireball at Waluigi, and jumps on Wario.
Game Over!
Chapter 43
Wario jumps on top of Waluigi and starts riding him.
Wario: YEEHAH!
Waluigi: Get off-
Waluigi is unable to finish his sentence due to the fact that snow is getting shoved into his mouth. Wario rides Waluigi for a while with success, until he falls off Waluigi and gets caught in the avalanche.
Game Over!
Chapter 44
The Wario Bros. climb a tree, hoping that the avalanche won't knock it over. It does, along with the Wario Bros.
Game Over!
Chapter 45
The Wario Bros. rush to the nearby cave and escape the deadly avalanche.
Waluigi: Phew! Thata was a close one!
Back in reality...
Lemmy: Iggy, do you think I should-
Iggy: make it harder? Yes! Yes! Of course!
Back with the Wario Bros...
Huge White Clubba: WHAT?!? WHO DARES ENTER MY CAVE?!?
If you think the Wario Bros. should say "Nobody!" go to chapter 46.
If you think the Wario Bros. should run for dear life, go to chapter 47.
If you think the Wario Bros. should say "Yourself" go to chapter 48.
Chapter 46
Wario: Nobodya!
Huge White Clubba: Nobody can't say anything! Prepare to pay!
Game Over!
Chapter 47
The Wario Bros. run for dear life, but they trip and the huge white clubba catches up to them.
Game Over!
Chapter 48
Wario: Yourselfa!
Huge White Clubba: Oh, hello me. How do you do?
Wario: Umm... How about I take a nap?
Huge White Clubba: Oh, that sounds good, me. I'll take a nap. (yawn)
The Huge White Clubba falls asleep instantly.
Waluigi: Thata was easy!
The Wario Bros. get zapped back to reality with Lemmy and Iggy.
Lemmy: You passed-
Iggy: our test!
Waluigi: Do wea still have to fighta you?
Lemmy: Of
Iggy: course!
Lemmy: If you finish one more of my sentences I'll-
Iggy: slug you!
Lemmy: Why you little-
Iggy: um, Koopa! You shall pay!
Lemmy and Iggy fight each other, and 60 seconds later both are knocked out.
Wario: Lots of brotherlya love, here.
The Wario Bros. have almost reached the top of the castle when they find Roy.
Roy: Don't worry, guys. I'm on my coffee break. (Sips coffee) I don't want to fight.
If you think the Wario Bros. should ignore Roy and go up the stairs, go to chapter 49.
If you think the Wario Bros. should attack Roy, go to chapter 50.
If you think the Wario Bros. should search for items of use while Roy is on coffee break, go to chapter 55.
Chapter 49
Wario: Okaya, bye!
They continue up the stairs to find Kamek and Kammy on their broom sticks.
Kamek: Hehe, we're the last line of defense!
If you think the Wario Bros. should try to get Kamek's and Kammy's wands, go to chapter 51.
If you think Waluigi should throw Wario at Kamek and Kammy, go to chapter 52.
If you think the Wario Bros. should jump up at Kamek and Kammy, go to chapter 53.
If you think the Wario Bros. should keep dodging Kamek and Kammy's attacks, go to chapter 54.
If you think the Wario Bros. should beg for mercy, go to chapter 56.
Chapter 50
The Wario Bros. lunge at Roy, but then he strikes back and defeats them.
Roy: I told you guys, I AM on coffee break! That was no trick! (Starts to beat up the Wario Bros.)
Game Over!
Chapter 51
Wario lunges at Kammy while Waluigi lunges at Kamek. While they're still in the air, Kammy turns Waluigi into a frog and Kamek turns Wario into a frog.
Game Over!
Chapter 52
Waluigi attemps to pick up Wario and throw him at the two Magikoopas, but Wario manages to get out of Waluigi's grip.
Wario: DON'TA YOU EVEN THINKA OF TRYING THA-
While Wario is ranting at Waluigi, Kamek and Kammy turn the Wario Bros. into frogs.
Game Over!
Chapter 53
Wario jumps at Kamek while Waluigi jumps at Kammy. While they're still in the air, Kamek turns Waluigi into a frog and Kammy turns Wario into a frog.
Game Over!
Chapter 54
The Wario Bros. keep jumping to avoid the two Magikoopas' attacks. After a while, the two get inbetween Kamek and Kammy. Kamek and Kammy prepare to blast the Wario Bros., but they jump out of the way at the last secnd. Their magic then hits each other, knocking them both out.
Wario: (Sigh) Phew!
Waluigi: Thata was a close one!
The Wario Bros. enter a 10 foot tall door, to find their treasure.
Wario: WOOHOO! YEAHA!
Wario rushes to the treasure, ignoring the large figure sitting on the throne.
Waluigi:... Wario, I'm nota sure it'sa time to celebrate.
The figure comes out from the darkness, reaveling himself as... Crump?!?
Crump: Buh! Buh! Huh! Huh! Huh!
Waluigi: Crumpa?!?
Crump: I bet you're wondering why I'm here instead of Bowser, aren't you? I'll tell you as a last request! Buh! Buh! Huh! Huh! Huh!
Wario: WHOA CARES ABOUT YOU ORA BOWSER?!? I JUSTA WANT MY TREASURE!
Crump and Waluigi: Oh brother...
Crump: Fine, I'll tell you anyway. Bowser went on vacation, so he put me in charge here while he was away. Buh! Buh! Huh! Huh! Huh! For the 3 weeks on his vacation, his order was for me to make some money to pay for his vacation. Since Grodus well, erm, can't do much now, I figure Bowser would make a good new client. Now, FEEL MY WRATH! Buh! Buh! Huh! Huh! Huh!
Crump gets into his Mangus Von Grapple Machine, now with a 3 painted on it.
Crump: Buh! Buh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Buh! Buh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Buh! Buh! Huh! Huh! Huh!
What should the Wario Bros. do?
If you think Waluigi should toss Wario at Mangus Von Grapple 3.0, go to chapter 57.
If you think the Wario Bros. should start kicking Mangus Von Grapple 3.0, go to chapter 58.
If you think the Wario Bros. should start jumping on Mangus Von Grapple 3.0, go to chapter 59.
If you think the Wario Bros. should jump out the window with as much pocket money as possible, go to chapter 60.
If you think the Wario Bros. should keep dodging Crump's attacks, go to chapter 61.
Chapter 55
The Wario Bros. search the area for items for 15 minutes, finding nothing.
Roy: Okay, I'm off my coffee break now! Now I can destroy you! (Starts to beat up the Wario Bros.)
Game Over!
Chapter 56
Waluigi: PLEASE! (Bows down)
Wario: DON'TA HURT US! (Bows down)
Kammy: We ain't fallin' for that trick! That's the oldest one in the book!
Kamek and Kammy turn the Wario Bros. into frogs.
Kamek: MWA! HA! HA!
Game Over!
Chapter 57
Waluigi picks up Wario, making sure he can't resist his grip and tosses him at Mangus Von Grapple 3.0 putting a tiny scratch on it.
Crump: Buh? HOW DARE YOU!
Crump has his machine shoot lasers at the Wario Bros., defeating them
Game Over!
Chapter 58
The Wario start kicking Crump's crazy contraption.
Wario: OW! MYA FOOT! (Starts hopping on his good foot)
While Wario is making a fuss, Crump blasts him and makes short work of Waluigi afterward.
Game Over!
Chapter 59
The Wario Bros. frantically start jumping on Mangus Von Grapple 3.0, trying to damage it. They manage to make a small dent in it, then Crump stomps on them with the machine's foot.
Game Over!
Chapter 60
Wario: Come ona, Waluigi! Let'sa take as mucha treasure as wea can and split!
Waluigi: (sigh) Okay.
The Wario Bros. start shoving money into their pockets.
Waluigi: Come ona Wario! Isn't this enougha?!? That overgrown fata guy is gonna killa us!
Wario: MORE! MORE!
Waluigi: What'sa more important, Wario? Moneya or life?
Wario: Money, of course!
Waluigi:(In sarcastic voice)That'sa the most intelligent comment you'vea said yet, today.
Wario: Thanksa!
Waluigi jumps out the window while Wario continues collecting treasure. Crump blasts Wario, defeating him. Waluigi goes down the 200 foot jump out the window and starts screaming. Luckily he lands in the water, but Big Berthas eat him so it doesn't matter anyway.
Game Over!
Chapter 61
Crump begins to blast the Wario Bros. with Mangus Von Grapple 3.0, but keeps missing.
Crumps: BUH! I don't remember having to destroy jumping beans in the contract I signed!
What should the Wario Bros. do?
If you think Waluigi should toss Wario at Mangus Von Grapple 3.0, go to chapter 57.
If you think the Wario Bros. should start kicking Mangus Von Grapple 3.0, go to chapter 58.
If you think the Wario Bros. should start jumping on Mangus Von Grapple 3.0, go to chapter 59.
If you think the Wario Bros. should jump out the window with as much pocket money as possible, go to chapter 60.
If you think the Wario Bros. should keep dodging Crump's attacks, go to chapter 62.
Chapter 62
Crump: ARG! HOLD STILL!
Waluigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Jumps away from laser)
Crump: OW! My ears! That is certainly NOT in the contract!
What should the Wario Bros. do?
If you think Waluigi should toss Wario at Mangus Von Grapple 3.0, go to chapter 57.
If you think the Wario Bros. should start kicking Mangus Von Grapple 3.0, go to chapter 58.
If you think the Wario Bros. should start jumping on Mangus Von Grapple 3.0, go to chapter 59.
If you think the Wario Bros. should jump out the window with as much pocket money as possible, go to chapter 60.
If you think the Wario Bros. should start screaming to destroy Crump's eardrums, go to chapter 63.
If you think the Wario Bros. should keep doding Crump's attacks go to chapter 64.
Chapter 63
Wario & Waluigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Crump: You hurt my ears, but Mangus Von Grapple 3.0 is soundproof, fireproof and bulletproof! You can not destroy it! Buh! Buh! Huh! Huh! Huh! (Blasts the Wario Bros.) Buh! Buh! Huh! Huh! Huh!
Game Over!
Chapter 64
Crump attemps blasting the Wario Bros. for 15 more minutes but keeps missing.
Crump: (Looks at watch) Well, would you look at that! 3 weeks are up! That means I don't have to protect the treasure anymore! (Stops shooting) I hope to do more buisness with you soon! Buh! Buh! Huh! Huh! Huh!
Not caring about the castle anymore, Crump has the machine activate it's jet packs and blasts through the roof of the castle.
Waluigi: Wario, wea did it!
Wario: (Pushes Waluigi aside) Whoa cares about thata?!? JUSTA GIVE ME MYA TREASURE!
And the Wario Bros. leave the castle with all their treasure and head back to their castle.
2 days later...
Bowser arrives back at his castle on the island and heads to the throne room where Crump and the treasure was. He sees all the holes in the wall Crump's machine missing the Wario Bros. made and starts shouting for Kammy and Kamek.
Bowser: (Stamping foot) WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BEAUTIFUL THRONE ROOM?!?
Kamek: Well sire, do you remember that Crump guy you hired?
Bowser: Yes? What about the chubby guy?
Kamek: Well, his plan to get your money was to steal the Wario Bros. treasure. He stole it without a problem, but then they came to the castle in a boat and defeated the Koopa Kids and your Koopa Troopa force. They even *Gulp* defeated me and Kammy.
Bowser: WHAT?!? (Goes to loudspeaker) ATTENTION, EVERYONE! COME FOR A MEETING IN THE THRONE ROOM! THAT IS ALL!
The Koopa Kids, and Bowser's minions all show up in the throne room.
Bowser: As punishment for failing to defeat the Wario Bros., you shall all have to go to the lava pit for a week!
Roy: Awwwww... again? I was starting to enjoy staying out of it....
Bowser: Now, Kammy, you finish the story.
Kammy: Anyway, after they defeated Kamek and me, the two plumbers went into your room to find Crump and your rightful treasure. Crump tried his best to blast them with his contraption, your chunkiness, but-
Bowser: Your Chunkiness? HOW DARE YOU! You shall stay in the lava pit for an extra day! Now, continue the story.
Kammy: (Sigh) Anyway, he kept missing the two greedy guys and ended up blasting through the walls of the castle, and that is how your throne room is in this sorry state.
Bowser: WHAT?!? He WILL pay! Now, the Koopa who offers to find this Crump and throw him in the dungeon will be able to come out of the lava pit 30 seconds early!
Hammer Brother: How about 31 seconds, my king?
Bowser: Just for that, you're staying in the lava pit for an extra day!
Larry: I'll do it, King Dad!
Bowser: Good, good. Now the rest of you, INTO THE LAVA PIT!
Larry searches around the Mushroom Kingdom to find Crump, while the rest hopelessly march into the lava pit. Larry comes back with Crump two days later, and happily jumps into the lava pit knowing that he will get out 30 seconds early. Bowser has Crump stay in the Big Bertha infested waters outside the castle for 6 weeks.
Later in the day, Bowser decides to take a nap.
Crump: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Bowser: YOU BE QUIET OUT THERE OR ELSE!
Crump: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Why should I? Buh, huh! What else can you do to me?
Bowser: Well, if I let you go to the dungeon instead, will you PROMISE to stop screaming?!?
Crump: Yes! Yes! Anything!
Bowser: Okay, then. I'd have somebody escort you to your spiffy new dungeon cell, but they're all in the lava pit. So, I guess I'll have to do it personally.
Bowser escorts Crump to his new home for the next 5 years, toasting him along the way.
The End
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