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Once upon a time there was a great Yoshi tribe on the island of Yoshilolo. On that island, there was a young green Yoshi named Ryan. The time for him to reach adulthood had come, and he had to prove that he was worthy of the tribe at the upcoming yearly Shy Guy festival to officially become an adult Yoshi.
At the Shy Guy Festival...
There was much feasting and the tribe played many games. Later in the night, the Yoshi Elder gathered Ryan and the other two Yoshies who were to become adults inside his private hut.
Yoshi Elder: I will be right back with a torch. Please wait here.
Groshi (a yellow Yoshi): (Nudges Ryan) So, do you think you're gonna past the elder's test?
Ryan: Well, I-
Groshi: Well, actually, let's forget that and talk about something more important! Do you think I'm going to past the elder's test?
Ryan:...
Groshi: Boy, do I think I'm gonna pas-
The elder returns to the hut, while Groshi and all the other Yoshies stop talking.
Yoshi Elder: First, Groshi, your test is......... You must bring me the ear of a Shy Guy!
Groshi: But, elder, Shy Guys don't have ears!
Yoshi Elder: Silence! Do not question my superior authority!
Ryan: (Chuckles)
Yoshi Elder: Now, next is Ryan. Your test shall be to bring me a very special item. You must get me.............. The tooth of this legendary beast! *Shows picture of Bowser*
Ryan: I can't do that! That guy looks like a total monster!
Yoshi Elder: Good luck! Now, Blomoshi, your test shall be, to bring me the mustache from this legendary hero! *Shows picture of Mario*
Blomoshi (a Purple Yoshi): You call that a hero? That guy looks like an Italian plumber!
Yoshi Elder: Do not queston the legend that was passed down by our ancessors, Blomoshi. That is the legendary hero of this island. Now all of you, begone!
Later that night, at Ryan's House...
Ryan: Well, I know that the beast isn't on this island, but where could he be? (Turns on TV)
TV: (Showing picture of Bowser destroying the Mushroom Kingdom)
Reporter on the scene: We're here live on the scene to show you our weekly coverage of Bowser destroying the Mushroom Kingdom! Please, we need your help Mario! Come! Come quickly! Quickly! Quick- (Gets attacked by Bowser)
Reporter at the studio: Well, erm, we seem to be having Bowsercal difficulities. We'll be right back when we find a replacment for the reporter! (Commercial comes on)
Commercial: Buy one of McWario's burgers today! Buy one just for 999 coins! Don't worry, Wario will donate the magjority of these coins to the Green Cross to help those poor little children left homeless because of Bowser! How kind can you get? 3 Cheers for Wario! Wario is-
Ryan: (Turns off TV) So, this guy is Bowser and he's in the Mushroom Kingdom, eh? Well, I'd better get going!
Meanwhile, at Wario's studio...
cameraman: Wario, that's so good of you! How many coins do you donate per burger, anyway?
Wario: Hmm, that's a tougha one. (Gets piece of paper and does what appears to be very hard math) And that brings ita to a granda total of... 0! Sorrya about the delay. I'ma not very gooda with math.
2 of the Giant Koopa police squad show up in the studio.
Giant Koopa 1: Hey, you! Are you Wario?
Wario: Yesa!
Giant Koopa 2: We know that you do not donate anything to the Green Cross. That's false advertising. You're comin' with us, bub.
3 months later...
Wario: (Re-enters studio) Aaah, now Ia can finally rip people offa again!
2 different Giant Koopa Policekoopas come to the studio.
Giant Koopa 3: Hey, are you Wario?
Wario: Noa! I'ma not! Hea is! (Points to cameraman)
Giant Koopa 4: (Heads over to camerman) Congrandulations, Wario! You've won 1 million coins for the policekoopa lottery!
Wario: Noa! I'ma Wario! I'ma Wario! I'ma Wario!
Giant Koopa 3: Of course you're not Wario! You have an italian accent and overalls! Everybody knows that Wario is a kind Koopa! Good day! (Leaves along with Giant Koopa 4)
Back on Isle Yoshilolo...
Ryan heads out of his house and down to the end of the island, thinking about how to get off of it. Before long, he spots a whale.
whale: Oooooooooh... I shoudn't have eaten so many sweet Cheep-Cheeps... Uuuuuugh...
Ryan: Hey, you! Yes, you! The giant dolphin! Can you give me a ride to the Mushroom Kingdom?
whale: Oooooonly if you caaaaaan bruuuuuuuush my teeeeeeeth... Uuuuuuugh...
Ryan: Do dolphins even have teeth?
whale: IIIIII'm nooooooot a dolphiiiiiin...
Ryan: Yes you are!
whale: Noooooooo IIIIII'm nooooot...
Ryan: Yes you are!
whale: (sigh) Yeeeeees, doooooooolphins haaaave teeeeeeeth...
Ryan: Well, what am I supposed to brush your teeth with?
whale: (Coughs up toothbrush and toothpaste) Waaaaash off the white stooooomach aciiiiiid off oooof theeeese then uuuuuuuuuse them to bruuuuuuuuush my teeeeeeeeeeeth.
Ryan: That's disgusting!
whale: Doooooo you waaaaaaant a riiiiide or not?!?
Ryan sighs, washes off the toothbrush and paste and then finally begins the gross process of cleaning the whale's teeth.
whale: Aaaaaah. Much better! Now, let's go to the Mushroom Kingdom!
Ryan: (Hops on whale's back) (Thinking)Note to self: Never clean a dolphin's teeth. (saying) Brushing a dolphin's teeth is gross, yet fun! To the Mushroom Kingdom!
whale: I'm a WHALE! W! H! A! L! E! What does it spell?!? WHALE!!!
Ryan: Whatever! What's the difference?!?
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