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James: Welcome to The Purple Yoshi's Page battle arena!
Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
James: Oh, yeah, and from here on, we have a special guest to help me announce the fights.
*Strawberry Clock walks in*
Strawberry Clock: BBBBBBBBBBBBB!
James: Representing Piranha Plants nation wide, it's the sludge spitting, club swinging, wheel turning creture that is...PETEY PIRANHA!
*All the audience cheers, while the DK fans boo*
Petey: This is the fight I've been waiting for all my life! I'll rip off his fur and make it a coat!
James: How original.
Strawberry Clock: And Representing Ukikis all over the world, the Ape that can, swing, climb and throw barrels, DONKEY KONG!
*All the audience cheers, while the Petey fans boo*
DK: Petey may be bigger than me, But I'll still win!
James: Let the battle...BEGIN!
*Petey does his trademark Sludge Spit, but DK counters with a barrel toss*
Petey: AHHHHH!
*Petey takes out an item box and gets a Koopa Shell, and hurls it at DK*
DK: Hey, no fair!
*DK loads a Giant Punch, and releases it at Petey's left leg*
Petey: Ow! That's my tender spot!
James: E. Gadd! Statues!
E. Gadd: Petey has 90, and DK has 60.
*Petey takes out another Item box, and gets a Star*
Petey: HaHa!
DK: Uh-Oh!
*Petey chases DK all over the arena. After 15 seconds of chasing, the Star wears off*
Petey: Ha! The star may have worn off, but you lost HP running.
E. Gadd: It's true! You only have 45 Left.
DK: Aw nuts
*Petey then has an Idea. He grabs DK, Chew him for a while then spits him out.*
E. Gadd: DK is down and out!
*Two Hammer Bros. Appear carrying a mattress, and the put DK on it and put him in the hospital room of the arena*
James: Petey Wins! Got anything to say about your victory, Petey?
Petey: Yes. I feel great. And also...HI MOM!
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