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RING! RING! It was 7:35 am, and Wario's clock was ringing. Sooner or later, he woke up and smashed his clock.
"Dangit!" shouted the coin-lover "I spent 2 bucks on that!" He then went downstairs.
"Morning, Brother." said Waluigi at the table.
"Ah, shut up." said Wario with a sigh. He down for breakfast.
"Y'know, bro, things like us being together don't happen all the time. May as well spend some quality time." Said Waluigi.
"Your right." Said Wario. "Let's go!" The Wario Bros. then scrrired off to their jalopy, and hit the road.
"Hey, where the heck are we goin', anyway?" Questioned Waluigi.
"Why, Fattys Diner, of coruse!" shouted Wario with a grin. At 7:41 they parked and walked into Fattys.
"What'll it be, boys?" Said the bartender.
"I'll have 300 pancakes, 60 strips of bacon, and a glass of lemonade." Said Wario.
"And I'll have some beer with a lemon twist." Said Waluigi.
"OK." Said the bartender with a canulater "So all together, that'll be 500 coins." Wario gave the bartender the money. Then the two sat down. They sat next to a black Shyguy with a crack on his mask, and a Teal-spotted Toad with a sagare.
"Hey there." Said Waluigi "My name is Waluigi Wario, and this is my brother, Wario Wario".
"Nice to meet ya." Said the Shyguy "I'm Frank, and this is Jeff.".
"Yo." Said Wario, putting a pancake in his mouth.
Frank the Shyguy slurped his soda.
"So, where do you fellas come from?" said Jeff, lighting his sagure.
"We come from Diamond City" Said Waluigi.
"Yeah! What he said" Said Wario with his mouth full.
"Y'don't say?" Said Frank.
Jeff smoked in the air in the shape of a mushroom.
"Isn't there a no smoking rule?" Said Waluigi.
"Ehh, rules are for babies" Said Frank.
"Yeah, Waluigi, rules are for babies" Said Wario, eating bacon.
Waluigi slurped some beer. "You're all going to heck" Said Waluigi.
Frank then looked at a pool table. "Pool, anyone?" He said.
"It's the middle of Winter. Why would you wanna go in the pool?" Said Wario shoving pancakes down his throught.
"Not that kind of pool. THAT type of pool" Jeff said, poniting Wario to the pool table.
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