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James: Hey all! And welcome to the first ever deathmatch in PYP.
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAA!
James: In this corner, Bowser's 3rd oldest child, Roy!
*The audience boos and throws rotton fruit and Roy. He grunts and shakes a fist at the audience, who starts being quiet*
Roy: I'll smash my opponet into little bite-size pieces!
James: And in this corner, The illegal genetic space experiment, STITCH!
*Stitch rolls into a ball and lands on his side*
Stitch: Tah-Ka!
*The audience cheers, mainly because his 625 cousins are there*
Roy: That's it? A blue Kowala? HAHAHAHA! This makes Iggy look strong!
Iggy (In audience): HEY! I resent that!
James: Ready...Set...FIGHT!
Roy: HEAD RAM!
*Roy charges his head towards Stitch, but Stitch stops Roy by grabbing him*
Stitch: Nala Questa!
*Stitch throws Roy in mid-air, making him land on his head*
Roy: AHHHHHHHH!
James: E. Gadd! Status!
E. Gadd: Roy has 65 HP left. Sticth has 80..hundred.
Jumba Jukiba (Stitch's Creator): Haha! 626 is completely invincible! He's bullet proof...
*Roy tries to shoot Stitch with a bullet bill launcher, but is uneffective*
Jumba: ...Fire-Proof...
*Roy breathes on Stitch, but he isn't roasted*
Jumba: ...And...I'm having feeling I have forgotten something...
Stitch: Eka Noolga Bay!
*Stitch lifts the entire stadium, which is 250 pounds, and drops it on Roy*
Jumba: Oh yes! 626 can lift 300 times his own weight!
Roy: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Morton: Man, And they say I talk too much. Look how much space he took in this text. I mean, really, they say I talk too much, ye-
Audience: SHUT UP!
Roy: I give! You win!
*Stitch laughs in triumph, while Roy bangs his fists on the floor and cries like a two year old*
James: We have a winner! Stitch, you move on to the next part 2 of the tournament. What do you have to say.
Stitch: Stitch feel good. Yeah. Good.
James: Nice to hear. And next, join us next time for Petey Piranha vs. Donkey Kong!
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